reputation gatekeeper

i do not apologize for the person i will become when reputation (taylors version) drops

[lala 𐙚 @stargirlzm]

meu namorado passa tanto tempo no banheiro que resolvi dar um amiguinho pra ele não se sentir sozinho

[阿霄 siu @sushiisiu]

this is actually how it feels to be a teacher to primary school kids at age 20 and nobody takes u fuckin seriously even when you raise ur voice

[Ray Ponse @Rayponse1]

Quand ma meilleure amie est décédée, je suis tombée enceinte six mois plus tard. J’ai calculé la date prévue de mon accouchement… et j’ai découvert que c’était le jour de son anniversaire. 🥹

(Elle est aussi venue me voir en rêve alors que j’étais enceinte de 12 semaines. Je lui ai demandé de se réincarner dans mon bébé, et elle m’a répondu : « Je le ferais bien, mais je n’ai vraiment pas envie d’être un garçon. » 😂

Et c’est comme ça que j’ai découvert que j’attendais un petit garçon. ❤️)

[Access Olivia Rodrigo @acessoliviabr]

Olivia Rodrigo contou que queria que “cigarette smoke” fosse ainda mais longa:

“Na verdade, eu queria que ela fosse maior ainda. Queria que a parte 'the memories go dark, the memories go dark' continuasse se repetindo para sempre. Mas em algum momento eu tive que me controlar, sabe?”

[kris🦋 @perfectlyfine89]

Travis finding Opal earrings previously owned by Elizabeth Taylor that just happen to have 13 stones for Taylor as a gift is kind of insane. Like truly the most perfect gift for her???

[ؘ @applejju_]

cuando el profesor apaga la luz y yo justo no dormi una mierda

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

LMAOOOOO

[☾her💅🏻👠 @memethirudi]

Ned should've named it website instead of Spidey tracker

[Complex @Complex]

Tom Holland reveals his go-to workout for when he’s short on time.

“I do a CrossFit workout called Cindy. It's five pull-ups, 10 push-ups, 15 squats, as many times as you can in 20 minutes.
I think my record is 27 rounds.”

[📸: @olivertrevena ]

[ghost 𖤐 @ghostcoochie]

i’d be all up in his spider guts shooting webs i’m ngl

[sam @samcanmiss]

I bought a pack of cookies that was supposed to have 9 in them but there were only 8 of them so now im googling the company consumer service email to put in a complaint

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

noticed the girl getting her nails done next to me had really good posture so i started sitting up straighter and the lady doing my nails so loud goes “you copying her” and did an impression of me looking at the girl and shimmying my shoulders back and the whole salon cackled

[Saturn @soyjustamentese]

Yo tratando de arreglar mi horario de sueño pero el mundo es tan agradable y tranquilo de 12 a 5 am

[Kyle @tonyhawkbrosk8]

I forgot to put chicken in someone's chicken sandwich one time years ago like I gave them straight up bread mayo lettuce tomato and nothing and the defeated look on their face when they came up holding their empty sandwich stays with me all these years

[quel st. james @57princefane]

descobri que duas pessoas tão se pegando pelo letterboxd

[Allie | ✌🏻🌈 @futurestarterr]

Think it’s kind of a missed opportunity to have a bloodied Bear face character walking around, begging people to reverse the wish while the Nikki face character is following him and/or watching him from a distance all night.

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

Imagine waking up and the first thing you gotta grab is a pair of glasses

[Sheena @sarky_sheena]

I’m watching Lord of the Rings and all I can think about is how the horses wouldn’t have known they were featuring in a film and how they must have gone home each day and thought,
WTF just happened.