Chris P. Bacon

SMFH

[Chris P. Bacon @idefka14]

@MrBeast 967,652

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 WOW! In honor of Teddy Roosevelt, President Trump just got a ROUGHRIDER ESCORT in North Dakota to the library

What an incredible sight 🔥🔥

Trump is going maximum American mode! 🇺🇸

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[Sali @salisthoughts]

Everyone needs to keep reposting this and tagging @CathyEngelbert @WNBA

[Max Twain @MaxTwain24]

Never has a photo so completely encapsulated the total and complete failure of the @wnba’s leadership.

Never in the history of sports has a golden goose been so deliberately squandered.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

What are we even doing here? Brutal cheap shot. These women would still be flying commercial without Caitlin and this is how she is treated. Insane

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect.

"You want that Animal Style?"

I paused.

I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight.

"...Animal Style."

"Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?"

I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order.

"Yes," I said. "I will become the animal."

Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?"

I stopped. Even the potatoes?

"The potatoes also become animals?"

"I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..."

"Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well."

"...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?"

I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?"

"It's, like, how many patties you want."

"How many is the most honorable?"

"...Four is a lot."

"Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer."

She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it.

It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point.

I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.

For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world.

They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free.

So tell me, America.

The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight?

And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

[Patrick Webb @Patrickwebb]

BREAKING: The three major U.S. broadcast networks, ABC, CBS, and NBC, have yet to report on DNI Tulsi Gabbard’s recent declassification regarding Anthony Fauci’s cover-up of the COVID-19 pandemic.

[Mikale Olson @realmikolson]

This may just be the single greatest tweet of all time

#worldcup

[Clandestine @WarClandestine]

I feel like I’m trapped in The Truman Show.

I abandoned my life and spent the last 4+ years reporting on the US-funded biolabs in Ukraine, while the global MSM gaslit the world and called me a Russian propagandist.

And now that I’ve been proven correct, nobody cares. Not one apology. 😂

Everyone is just cheesing and continuing on with their lives, after they were just told that the Biden administration conspired with the MSM/Social Media platforms, to cover up the truth about a man-made pathogen that killed millions, and about the nefarious USAID labs around the globe.

I don’t know what I was expecting to happen, but it’s wild just watching the world pretend all that didn’t just happen, while I sacrificed everything to help bring all this to light.

It’s a tough pill to swallow.