Ines

✨ aspiring plant mom ✨

[Lil Uzi Hurt 🥺 @lostblackboy]

I am on deadline for one of the most important articles I’ve ever written, so I have, of course, made veal bolognese, smoked a rack of beef ribs and baked a weed-infused Bundt cake in the past 24 hours.

[moon🪻 @moonstrologyy]

If astrology isn’t real then why do cancer men act like... that.

[APStylebook @APStylebook]

Don't use the term mistress for a woman who is in a long-term sexual relationship with, and is financially supported by, a man who is married to someone else. Instead, use an alternative like companion, friend or lover on first reference and provide additional details later.

[Microsoft @Microsoft]

*unmutes mic*

“Thanks, everyone.”

*mutes mic*

*signs off*

*lays on floor*

[Jessica Prois @JessicaProis]

I think the thing about hearing that a non-Asian magazine editor once tweeted “Now googling how to not wake up with swollen, asian eyes…” is that you might not fully realize the pain behind that unless you were an Asian American who grew up up reading teen and women's magazines

[Terms of Cancer @CancerTerms]

#Cancer can talk you into doing something you dont want to do & have you not even regret it after

[maybe: a heat fan @McFracky]

jimmy saucing

[Ines @idek_ines]

Literally no one:
Stranger: Sorry I know it’s raining, but where are you from?
Me: 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Ines @idek_ines]

Testing testing... Is this thing on? 👀

[Ines @idek_ines]

If there's anything I know about Brett Kavanaugh it's that he drinks beer #KavanaughHearings

[Ines @idek_ines]

Existential sigh

[Brie Larson @brielarson]

Look Mom, I’m a superhero. #CaptainMarvel

[Bretman Rock Pascual @bretmanrock]

You give me flat ass energy with all this negativity girl...

[Ines @idek_ines]

@SilkyBusiness When did you become Bovine Bessie 🤔

[chai tea @edwardchaii]

i recorded my calc professor for an entire semester, I hope he never sees this but... GOOOD MORNINGGGG

[Maggie Sage Hunter Wainerdi @swaggie_hunter]

Who are we?

SINGLE YOUNG PROFESSIONALS

What do we want?

FOR PERISHABLE GROCERIES TO BE SOLD IN SMALLER PORTION SIZES