Jaane

peace

[Shola 👑 @itsSh0la]

Ronaldo scored a Hattrick against Spain in the World Cup far back as 2018.

Mbappe scored a Hattrick against Argentina in the last World Cup; it was even the final.

Messi has now scored a Hattrick in this present World Cup.

Ronaldo walked so others could run. 🐐

[1eozim @1eozinho01]

O pessoal reclamando deles serem feios sendo que eles são literalmente ogros???

[Dunder Mifflin @DunderMifflinAS]

omg 😳

[skywalker.CR7🅴🇵🇹 @ntmgfrvr]

REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE, @CRISTIANO.

[Jaane @idek_tb]

@papiwontmiss Like when i paid y’all didn’t ask me if i was sure but to cancel y’all asking if im sure… cancel this shit

[* @_lowkeyalfred]

The older I get, the more convinced I am that anxiety and depression are just natural responses to a deeply unjust society.

[Prateekaaryan 𝕏 @AaryanPrateekX]

I’d rather die lonely than text and beg to talk to someone who’s going to post screenshots of my texts on the internet for likes and validation.

[Jaane @idek_tb]

doctors after your card declines at the hospital

[برشو @BLuuoe]

جبت D بمادة الاخلاقيات الطبيه

[ღ @stfnigg]

If i see somebody built like this at a smoke rig I want whatever comes off that thang. Wings, ribs, fries, a Poptart.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

A psychic once told me I would be k!lled by a “30 year old man in his 60s.” I laughed it off as utter nonsense.

I’m not laughing anymore😭.

[࣪ ִֶָ☾. @5hwty]

Buy a house with my lunch money

[lady.🧚🏻‍♂️ @ladyis__]

Someone got paid six figures to ask, "What if people ate the bucket"
Nothing says innovation like turning a snack into a larger snack

[Liza @Li33aaa]

They would’ve had the timiest time with her in Salem friend

[sugamummy 🧚🏽‍♀️ @ceraliza]

I changed my name to a guy’s name on the food delivery app because i heard the portion sizes for men are a lot bigger & so i tried it out and um...😐

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Audible, Prime Video, Kindle Unlimited, and Amazon Prime should all be included in one subscription.

[lady.🧚🏻‍♂️ @ladyis__]

I put on Parent Trap for my kids thinking they'd be shocked by the whole "twins secretly switching places" storyline.

Five minutes in:

"Why is that kid in the front seat?"

The twin conspiracy was fine.

The seatbelt violation was where they drew the line.

[her.🎀 @luv1bun]

Got a call from HR and spent the next 10 minutes convinced I was getting fired.
Nope.
My 15-year-old brother has been commenting "PAY MY SIBLING MORE" under every Facebook post they've made for the past month.

HR's exact words were:
"Can you please tell your family to stop negotiating your salary in public?"😭😭😂

[Mila ✧ @aip551]

Imagine being documented as a hater like this.

[☣︎ @BigMo_tion]

That reaction was way too specific 😭💀

[Jaane @idek_tb]

But what’s with this comparison between Ronaldo and Messi let them both just play