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26 and feeling it✨

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

s3x is great but have you ever said yes to a last minute plan made up on the spot and it ended being one of the greatest memories of your life?

[Ali🌹 @_omalichaa]

ideally my husband will be a massive nerd who likes kissing me a lot.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

gas $4 , taxes due , we at war , you ugly , i'm just not in the mood

[𖠊 nym 𖠊 @ghoullgrl]

my boobs are big bc they’re filled with joy and whimsy

[ً @prinkasusa]

Men will be like, “women just aren’t good leaders,” and then call their wives 9 times from the grocery store because they can’t find the items on the list *she* made.

But sure, women can’t handle leadership.

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

Today a guy quit his job because of his boss’s disrespect.

I asked him if he had a backup job.

He said: “No matter how much I need a job, I won’t tolerate insults or disrespect from anyone, even a boss.

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

being anti ai right now feels like being one of the few unbitten humans in a zombie apocalypse

[gaming @_yipgaming]

STOP using chatgpt!!!! i can drink a gallon of water and give you misinformation too AND i'm WAY COOLER!!!!!!!

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Pro Tip: if you were Jeffrey Epstein's very best friend for about 20 years, made 4,725 wire transfers to Epstein totalling more than $1.1 billion and are mentioned in the Epstein files more than a million times, I'm pretty sure you're a f**king ped*phile.

[human @vladimirlesbian]

Hey does anybody know when I’ll stop feeling like a child pretending to be an adult

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but being a child predator is WAY worse than being an undocumented immigrant.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Yall do realize the kids in elementary school , middle and high school are also reading the Epstein files wondering why the fuck the adults aren’t protecting them.

[ravn @mfnravn]

he called me a maniac i don't even work on cars

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

Clinton was impeached for lying about a BJ. Nixon resigned over one burglary. Now, Trump has 34 felony convictions and 1 million mentions in the Epstein files. But he's still president??? The system is broken.
PUT HIM IN F**KING PRISON.

[J.S. Park 박준 @jsparkblog]

People not in the Epstein files:

- drag queens
- transgender athletes
- librarians
- Black journalists
- “radical leftist scum”
- hungry family needing SNAP benefits
- workers on strike
- the cast of Sesame Street

[love drops @lovedropx]

I want to be politically informed and educated but I also wanna have a good day and be in a good mood. Do you see my problem?

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

We’ve run out of ways to compare MAGA to the Nazis but not even Hitler raped children.

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

the amount of men asking "what if she gets her period and starts a war" about a 60 year old woman is a prime example of why men need to stay out of our reproductive rights.

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

I just met someone who’s parents were both an “only child” so he has zero aunts, uncles, cousins nothing😭

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

MAGA: Trump could cure cancer and you'd still hate him.

US: Trump ended cancer research and you still love him.