Your vague demands in store, On platforms please to pour; Long may it drag. May it defend our teens, And limit online scenes, To sing with cautious means, God save the Act!
God save our sacred Act!
Long live our flawed new Act!
God save the Act!
Send it laborious,
Tedious and censorious,
Long to watch over us,
God save the Act!
Roblox here's how you can fix this
1. Ban Teddy
2. Delay the event
3. Make another one of these
(or remove the stupid UGC restrictions and we'll make it ourselves)