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too hot for heaven, too cool for hell

[fia @idespisetwinks]

a naked man fears no pickpocket

[fia @idespisetwinks]

idk if whoever’s writing my life likes me or not

[fia @idespisetwinks]

amoxicillin biscuit

[fia @idespisetwinks]

damn I been quiet on here wonder what I’ve been up to

[fia @idespisetwinks]

me when i’m convincing someone to try the spinach artichoke dip

[𝐕𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐨 @Varticoo]

this app is going to change your life for good.

[fia @idespisetwinks]

i wish the block button killed the person

[fia @idespisetwinks]

i love asking people what their favorite animals are cause sometimes it’s just like yeah that makes so much sense

[fia @idespisetwinks]

thank you byler for almost singlehandedly bringing back 2019 transition edits

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

I can’t condone this but damn that looks fun.

[fia @idespisetwinks]

the forest trembles at the passing of the humble fruit fly

[fia @idespisetwinks]

why can’t i be human the way other people are human

[fia @idespisetwinks]

if taco bell was our government nacho fries would be roe v wade i think

[fia @idespisetwinks]

the cia wants to kill me because my swag is too different

[fia @idespisetwinks]

i want to eat 50 pounds of grapeshot

[fia @idespisetwinks]

can someone send me to one of those fucked up wilderness therapy camps i think i need it

[fia @idespisetwinks]

fortnite og employed mode when?

[fia @idespisetwinks]

bro i’m bringing chungus back 2025

[fia @idespisetwinks]

magic is real, ghosts are real, aliens are real, but me? i am not so sure

[fia @idespisetwinks]

i think swimming with a large group of manatees would fix me

[fia @idespisetwinks]

my career path is either going to be missing hiker or lost at sea