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two sexy bitches living the college dream. fabulous life full of free drinks, shameful walks, drunkin shananigans, and just too sratty to care. ou, ohhhh yeah.

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hope i find mr rich before then.

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if i haven't married for love and money 6 years after graduation i'll just become a lesbian artist and start faking orgasms.

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it's probably a bad idea to start celebrating the end of finals before finals is over isn't it.. who schedules an exam for 7-9pm on a friday

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sounds about right.

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looked in the mirror and screamed cause i thought i was looking at a ghost. I'M THAT PALE. #SGP

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Haven't eaten anything without melted cheese on it yet today. #noteven9yet #whatisgoingon

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Pretty convinced this house smells luike vomit bc of me #rememberinglastnight

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..He wasn't on drugs.......?

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Ex bf LastNight text: "Baby I'm fluggin chuggin down some taco bell Anne frankly I am watching some bad boys two while stroking my beard" ..

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THANKSGIVING IS GONNE BE THE SHOIT

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My house smells like vomit. The nanny is on. Let's drink.

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Saved a random number in my phone as: "Her gfiu0ckj. Me." #rememberinglastnight

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Sorry doctor I took my antibiotic with a shot

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I just woke up with a trashcan in my bed with me....I think I mightve gotten beligerent last night.

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@StephLow1 have i ever told you that you look really sober in your twitter picture? #waaaasted

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the best thing i ever did in my life was to tell other people's opinions of me to fuck off. #livefree

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@MacMiller appreciates me. thanks stud xoxo ;)

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waaaaaaaaaaahhhhh #blueslidepark @MacMiller marry me NOW #whatstheholdup

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these above the influence commercials are not real. "they unwasted their weekend" oh my god.

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can't ya see that we're all just sinners?