once u turn 23 u cant have a crush u cannot order gay cocktails only serious caramel ones are okay and u also cant put a silly baggage tag on ur check in luggage
sometimes i joke that lesbianism is the reason i have gone through such terrible heartbreaks but the truth is, i would never trade it for the world, truth is, i have never for one second regretted loving the women that i have loved. i would do it over and over again. happy pride.