Ismael Diaz

I'm Izzy. I've got a heart of gold and a penchant for the pedantic and prolix.

[Ismael Diaz @idiaz001]

I'm never flying @united again. What they did to that man was terrible. They should all be in jail.

[Ismael Diaz @idiaz001]

@united, we are never flying your airline again. And using police to do that to a paying customer. Shame on you.

[Ismael Diaz @idiaz001]

#7NamesFor7NewPlanets
1-Trump
2-Administration
3-Conspired
4-With
5-Russian
6-Government
7-Harambe

[Ismael Diaz @idiaz001]

I want to invite my previous group project members to New Year's Eve in Time Square. They need someone to drop the ball once more.

[Ismael Diaz @idiaz001]

I have not twatted in a long time. Is AOL still a thing?

[Ismael Diaz @idiaz001]

My goal in life is to include the following words in a paper and have them make the final cut so as to appear in... https://t.co/jideaxeFA0

[Ismael Diaz @idiaz001]

I decided in November to grow a full beard. Not sure if I want to keep it but I will for now. I have been taking... https://t.co/85s8ONSP0j

[Ismael Diaz @idiaz001]

"When you feel like there is nothing good in the world, go out and do some good in the world."
-Meg Tutt Horner... https://t.co/UZ2hqStDJn

[Ismael Diaz @idiaz001]

Ha!

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[Ismael Diaz @idiaz001]

Be still my heart. https://t.co/HfuZUrvttT

[Ismael Diaz @idiaz001]

Time to take the next indicated step.

[Ismael Diaz @idiaz001]

I took a two week hiatus from writing. With grading, end of the quarter stuff, and everything else, it was a... https://t.co/Xb5oB9MxEf

[Ismael Diaz @idiaz001]

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[Ismael Diaz @idiaz001]

One more.

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[Ismael Diaz @idiaz001]

It has been years since I have taken a formal exam. But this is still funny.... https://t.co/72nmu2u5ba

[Ismael Diaz @idiaz001]

Why do Texans prefer flour tortillas?

[Ismael Diaz @idiaz001]

The way he tells this joke is utterly charming. https://t.co/wB4vwK9wPy

[Ismael Diaz @idiaz001]

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[Ismael Diaz @idiaz001]

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[Ismael Diaz @idiaz001]

Sometimes you just have to break it down for people to understand. https://t.co/VF0OIV72vm