Sir Edward Longshanks

Edward Longshanks, Hammer of the Scots

[Sir Edward Longshanks @idiocracy2020]

@factsovrhetoric @EricTrump Yet he’s a billionaire. Takes a lot of swings to hit how runs. How’s you bank account doing?

[Sir Edward Longshanks @idiocracy2020]

@hasanthehun The TDS is strong with you my friend. Maybe next time you won’t rally around a nazi pedophile candidate.

[Sir Edward Longshanks @idiocracy2020]

@Bachrush21 @BoringBiz_ @EWErickson I know Erick, and it was actually a joke back at him… so perhaps you should relax, “Mr. Messi”

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@adamcarolla He unleashed his unit on a subordinate and unleashed lies under oath, not the kind of person I advise listening to

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@RobSchneider 250 years of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness!

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@IfindRetards Front runner for Retard of the Year I suspect

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@spencerpratt Also OK to leave if you don’t… free country and all…

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@PamBondi Happy 250 to America

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@Bachrush21 @BoringBiz_ @EWErickson As was mine dude

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@WallStreetMav Think about all the morons that voted for that moron

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@actingliketommy @EricLDaugh Says the douche canoe that was probably scratching Teslas because Elon agreed to try to cut waste. Put your mask back on moron

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@emilymiller Of course he’s one of those spandex wearing douche canoes

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@EndWokeness I now know what hell looks like

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@stoolpresidente Stay classy, NYC

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@CAgovernor Newsom Effect: the divorce following him banging his best friend’s wife

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

L.A. Vote Update: Spencer Pratt Now At Negative One Billion Votes

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@JustineBateman @MayorOfLA @spencerpratt Cheating so brazen it is hard to fathom. Don’t let them get away with it LA

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@MichaelRapaport Wait until they lose the series to see more hoople heads rioting

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@nypost Beautiful. Blowing their 2-0 series lead and keeping their ‘73 streak alive will be even more so