𝘮𝘳. 𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘭𝘥𝘴 !

𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴, 𝘮𝘢𝘯 !

[𝘮𝘳. 𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘭𝘥𝘴 ! @idioticguidance]

𝘑𝘖𝘌𝘠 𝘍𝘐𝘌𝘓𝘋𝘚. 📝
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newly qualified guidance counselor at vanderbilt.
stupid, clumsy and easily manipulated.
father works for the school board.
gives awful advice.
vers top. hornball. bisexual.

𝘴𝘰𝘰𝘰𝘰 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘯 ?

[𝘮𝘳. 𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘭𝘥𝘴 ! @idioticguidance]

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i— what?
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[ᅠ ʏᴠɴɢ ᴋᴇʏᴏɴ @guywreckr]

𝓨ou’re among them.

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@SL4CKERPLAPS ᅠ
i’ll be waiting.
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[𝘮𝘳. 𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘭𝘥𝘴 ! @idioticguidance]

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so horny . . he’s ready to fuck anyone or be fucked by anyone.
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@SL4CKERPLAPS ᅠ
yeah . . wanna come to my office ?
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so many milfs in that PTA meeting—
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@SL4CKERPLAPS ᅠ
uh . . yeah !
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@obscurering ᅠ
oh god.
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@unitednatbait ᅠ
need what huh?
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@performerplaps ᅠ
“ oh. that makes sense. “

he’s slipping the beer behind his back.
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drinking a beer in the park. long day at work.
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had one too many beers and sent this to everyone at school from his email.
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had one too many beers and sent this to everyone at school from his email.
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@performerplaps ᅠ
looking up with a slight jolt.

“ i know you ? “
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@SOFTGI4NT ᅠ
i don’t know . . . like forty?
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and what if i am ?
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[𝘔𝘖𝘝𝘌 𝘐𝘛 .ᐟ @SOFTGI4NT]

͏͏͏
are you . . flirting with me , mr fields?
ㅤ

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@SOFTGI4NT ᅠ
uh . . twenty two.
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@SOFTGI4NT ᅠ
i don’t know what that means . . .
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@SOFTGI4NT ͏͏͏
no— not originally . . .

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@SOFTGI4NT ᅠ
don’t flatter yourself too much now.
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