No. That was stupid. He shouldn't think about something like that... How would Maso even do that for him anyway?
"Don't call me that. I'm not a kid, I'm probably almost as old as you."
He probably shouldn't have said that... All that did was make Maso annoy him even more.
"I don't have any desires and I don't want anything, so fuck off."
That was very much true, Etitri didn't want a single thing. What would he even want anyway? Nothing really interested him except... Maybe...
Ghahaha, I'll call you a kid if it makes you annoyed!
*Slapping Etitri on the back.*
What can I do for you? Now you're talking my language, kid ~ That's why all my guests ask me. Really, I just wanted to sit and chat, show you how I'm not the big bad scary devil >>
He just wanted to end Masos life right now. But he shouldn't let his emotions get the better of him like that...
"Why would I ever stay with a bastard like you? What can you do for me?"
Arrogance? First he called him nothing, now this? Maso was beginning to make Etitri's blood boil. He was lucky Etitri even had the patience to deal with people like him in the slighest.
"I'm the arrogant one here? Have you ever looked in the mirror?
*Unoffended by the shove; drawing back his hand into his coat pocket for a cigarette instead.*
My god and I were never born from anyone nor anything. We just "were".
*Lighting the cigarette and drawing out a breath of smoke.*
You're arrogance and ignorance is a real treat.
What's next are you gonna call me a kid too? God, you're just like Satanick..."
Etitri knew very well what was right and what was wrong. It was THIS Devil who didn't, doing terrible things simply just for fun. It made Etitri feel absolutely disgusted.
"I have my ways, that aside you're doing something clearly wrong. I don't know what you expected. If I didn't do anything I'm sure one of the others would've done something eventually."
Etitri rudely shoved away Masos hand with a look of disgust on his face. Showing very clearly how he felt about him.
"What, is that unnatural or something? I'm pretty I'm not the only devil who's the child of deity."
Other than that nothing Maso said really interested Etitri.
*Still gazing at the devil, until, with a blink, he relaxed. Grinning and stretching out his arm for a handshake*
A terrible pleasure to meet you, Etitri. Your title is but meaningless words to me; yet a devil born of a goddess is interestingly different.
My name is Maso. >>
Etitri did wonder why Maso referred to himself as the 1st devil of this world. Etitri only said that because of the way his world worked. Maybe this devils world worked similarly? He'd doubted that though.
"If this is your definition of lovely then you're weirder than I thought"
Talk him down to make him feel bad? Well, whatever it was Etitri wouldn't fall for such tricks.
Etitri put the sword away just blankly looked up at Maso.
"I haven't properly introduced myself, right? I'm Etitri, son of the goddess Illa and first devil of Lannis. You?"
Etitri just annoyingly rolled his eyes. At this point he just wanted to go home and go on with his merry day. If this devil could just magically "poof" himself back together then obviously he was far stronger than him.
𝘕𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨...? What was he trying to do?
*It was indeed too good to be true. Despite the decapitation, the pig head gurgled out laughter, until the devil seemingly "poofed" back into shape, as if the beheading never happened. The only evidence was the blood splatter on his suit.*
Gha, that such a clean beheading!
He stared at Masos decapitated head, waiting. Just waiting for something to happen, anything really. Maybe he really did die from that. That sounded a bit too good to be true though.
"And what do you know about me...?"
Etitri barely gave time Maso to respond before swiftly cutting him off, if he had anything to say that is.
"That's right, nothing. Now be silent and die."
D'aw ~ ! This little devil thinks he can... make this place my grave? GHAHA! That's funny, what are you trying to do, start a FUNeral?
Go ahead then ~ I won't stop you ~ Slice my neck ~
I always love bathing in my own blood. There's really nothing more fun,if you catch my drift.
Etitri tightened his grip of the blade and cut Masos head off with a simple clean cut. He showed little to no remorse for what he just did.
Was that it...? Was he dead...? No, Etitri knew how devils worked. He wouldn't die just from something like that.
"I don't know what that means and I don't care."
In a bright flash of light, Etitri suddenly materialized a sword in his hands and put it right up to Masos neck.
"You can either listen to me, or I can make this place your grave. Those are your choices."
"You, you're disgusting..."
Absolutely disgusting. There was no point in even trying to talk things out with people like this, Etitri already knew that.
But still.... No, it didn't matter. If words didn't work, violence was his only option.
Oh, you're just like him too ~
*Who was the 'him' Maso was referring to? Nobody at all. He chuckled more, finding Etiri's uptightness and almost arrogance amusing.*
Ghahaha, if I didn't love my 'job' so much, I'd follow your advice just to peeve off my stupid god ~
"Oh god my you're just like 𝗵𝗶𝗺..."
Not another one... God, poor old Etitri just couldn't catch a break could he? The "him" he was referring to was unclear but considering how Maso acted it was probably Satanick.
Does common sense just not exist for these type of people?
*Listening politely to Etiri's spiel. After it ended, he burst out laughing (impolitely) at his face.*
GHAHAHA!!! Ohh, that's FUNNY! That's the funniest thing I've heard all day! Are you the devil of comedians? Because that was good ~ !
"Look, I don't care if it's your 'job' or whatever. It's wrong! You shouldn't do those kinda things..."
And they just couldn't have the slightest semblance of a moral compass could they?