Leslie Montoya

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[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

"Do you all mind if we cancel?"
Me;

[` @schiz04renic]

Twitter is such a goated app, it feels like a psych ward with no staff

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Dear Apple, Leave my Brightness wherever tf I put it. Thanks

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

When you wake up thinking it's middle of the night but it's actually 3 minutes before your Alarm goes off

[ً @artfuIchaos]

no offense but if someone is excited about something and you make them feel stupid for being excited about it you are the worse type of person

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐🪼 @JoroJrn]

hate when people don't get my sarcasm cause now I sound like a bully😭

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

changing my alarm from 8:30 to 8:33 at 8:25 idc

[Sosa✧. @vvsosa]

“If you need me I’m one call away”

[Softboy @softboywin]

the way i listen to music ima be deaf by 40😭😭

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

Sore throats are genuinely the worst symptom of getting sick

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I'm amazed at how many people don’t appreciate the sky. It’s literally a pleasure to watch the clouds, the stars, the sun, and the moon.

[nat @drugssextears]

only difference between me & someone in a psych ward is that i'm outside

[B @ParmaJawnCheese]

I want to thank the Irish for inventing my favorite way to exit a function

[OSAS🦅 @MrOGdiamond]

*3 sec after locking the door*

Me: Did I lock the door?
My brain:

[ravn @mfnravn]

also idk who controlling the weather but they got this bitch on shuffle

[Jay @ThisIsJay216]

That’s a bad bitch 🐴

[miss minecraft sex mod @xomadmax]

DRINKING AND DRIVING TN EVERYONE STAY OFF THE FUCKING ROAD

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

“do you smoke” PAUSE am i being judged or invited?

[El CondeNado @elconde_nad0]

Punch en unos años