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ah-HAA-ha

[☀️ @idkButMEH]

Last Christmas - Wham! 🎸

Well it’s Christmas and I love this darn song 🫶🏻 🎄

[Palash Shah @palashshah]

what if the guy who invented umbrellas wanted to name them brellas but hesitated

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me dissociating in the middle of a conversation

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

When you're at work and the real you almost slips out

[detach @detachdaily]

i think long-term stress changes people quietly. you become less expressive, less excited, more tired, more detached, until one day you barely recognize the version of yourself that existed before survival mode.

[saniya @saniyafosho]

studying microbiology and ofc actinomyces israelii is an opportunistic invasive bacterium…subtle as a brick

[• @yducknow]

me after spending all my money knowing i’ll get more from idk where

[miia @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

For someone who Can’t Keep Doing This Anymore I seem to keep Doing This a Lot

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

I’m living proof that you can be both smart & slow af at the same time.

[mika @mikasagrada]

As vezes eu me atraso pq eu fico assim por muito tempo

[. @emmasarchivee]

you seem pretty burnt out for a girl so ambitious

[k @yslnadi]

When you're not premenstrual, nor menstruating, nor ovulating, nor postmenstrual. The best two days of the month.

[Brooke Espinoza @BrookeMH__]

Smoke a cigarette you fucking loser

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How it feels to say "okay" instead of arguing

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

how it feels pretending to agree with people so they stop talking

[👽 @awwheyuu]

Why everybody on LinkedIn thrilled all the time

[Lissa♥️♥️ @lizzkelly7]

The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.