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[Ed Blake @Therealedblake]

Mitch McConnell is the only vegetable the FDA hasn’t recalled

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

Using this logic... The 2nd Amendment was never intended to pertain to AR-15s.

[Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25]

He gets a ballroom. An Arch. A new reflecting pool. 10 billion directly into his pocket from taxpayers. Billions from special interests seeking favors and pardons.

What has America gotten? Tariffs, a new war, higher gas prices, inflation.

Truly a golden age.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The same people who say the Pope should stay out of politics want to force prayer and the Ten Commandments in public schools

[sarah @sarah_from_sota]

Punishment. It's punishment for being a blue state, it's punishment for Minnesotans standing up for their neighbors in Operation Metro Surge, and punishment for embarrassing them when DHS tactics in Minnesota made their immigration policies so wildly unpopular across the country.

[• georgia • @geka9400]

Conservatives will look you dead in the eyes and tell you to “do your research” while having zero evidence to back up their claims, other than pure delusion and an AI generated Facebook post

[Jorge Washington @theredhombre]

You cannot argue with MAGA. They demand evidence, then call your sources biased. You provide primary sources, they claim they're doctored. You show them video, they say it's out of context. You give them context, they say you're cherry-picking. This isn't debate. This is a systematic refusal to allow reality to intrude on mythology. You're not arguing facts. You're arguing whether facts exist.

[cait ✞︎ @noacfclit]

pulling out this bad boy because of the presale

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

sorry, but the Founding Fathers' original intent for the 2nd Amendment was always *just* to do school shootings

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

He cooked here

[Dan Brooks @DangerBrooks]

In retrospect it was kind of suspicious when the president hired 80,000 guys with masks and machine guns and sent them to cities that didn't vote for him.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Charlie Kirk was killed by a rando and no high profile democrat supported it.

Renee Good was killed by the government and every high profile republican supported it.

[SnoVette TM ❄️🍁❄️👎 No DM @Snowball1776]

Yelp

[Billy Baldwin @BillyBaldwin]

Not Black.
Not Trans.
Not Muslim.
Not an Immigrant.
Not a Democrat.

Meet Charlie Kirk assassin Tyler Robinson.
A white Christian, Conservative, Republican male with a gun... again.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Hitler could get shot dead in this generation and mfs would still be like "he had a family"

[L @eestn]

People will look you dead in the eye and tell you to "have respect" for a person who has spent their entire career making sure YOU don't get to live an equal and happy life, or live at all.