One Rainy, Sloppy-Head Sunday… 🌧️😈
One rainy Sunday, I called my now-ex and said, “Baby, all I want to do is stay in bed, watch horror movies, cuddle up, and give you that slow nasty sloppy wet neck”
His response? “I can’t be laying up under you, I need my space and I’ve got other things to do.” 🙄 (by other he ment some chick hes currently beggin 4 pussy from as per usual)
Oh… o k. Message received. 😂
Apparently, the universe heard that conversation because somehow my neighbor overheard it and casually hit me with, “Well… I’ve got a king-size bed, a 65-inch TV, and you can pick whatever horror movie you want, I got nothing but time 4 ur sexy thick ass👀
Now, I don’t know if it was the chocolate skin, the muscles, or the way that fucking big thick cock was staring at me in them grey sweatpants … but suddenly my mouth started watering & Netflix wasn’t the only thing getting a little scary. 😮💨😂
Considering my ex hadn’t shown my body any attention in over a month, and the last time he did it was very uneventful 🥱 let’s just say…
I went downstairs expecting horror movie and popcorn 🍿 but I somehow ended up starring in one the way that dick was killing my throat 😈……
I haven’t had a problem giving that man all the space he needs since 😝