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[Britt @idkbrittany]

@garbage I wanted to go but i cant with the tickets priced so insanely high at SPAC. Not sure if its scalpers. Kind of upsetting

[Leslie @HeyLeslie97]

psychology majors be like damn I have trauma to process by Friday

[Britt @idkbrittany]

@TheAmberSkye OUR TRAIN https://t.co/tedDEJlByM

[Britt @idkbrittany]

@TheAmberSkye lmao https://t.co/cRgTPvi6Ho

[Britt @idkbrittany]

At least this one didnt have an emotional support peacock https://t.co/NM2zc83Qge

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Student says Spirit Airlines suggested she flush her "emotional support" hamster down the toilet. So in desperation she did. https://t.co/Gcx8seOQia

[Britt @idkbrittany]

Well this is the dumbest thing ive seen today so far https://t.co/RNQLw2dF5M

[New York Post @nypost]

Doritos to make ‘lady-friendly’ chips that don’t crunch for women https://t.co/IFkexy6liW

[Patricia Lockwood @TriciaLockwood]

consider that the best christmas song might actually be the one where bruce springsteen almost shits himself with excitement about santa coming

[Britt @idkbrittany]

You think youre prepared for everything life has to throw at you, but then something unimaginable happens and its pure hell

[Britt @idkbrittany]

@QuestionablyBD You suck

[Britt @idkbrittany]

Car has a flat and ive been sittin in a laundromat/liquor store for two hours already. Im glad the tow people i called are rushing to help

[Britt @idkbrittany]

@QuestionablyBD Ironically, I came here to cancel a meeting due to weather.

[Britt @idkbrittany]

This is the embodiment of christmas. It doesnt go right but you try to do it anyway. And everyone else goes along with it 😂😂😂 https://t.co/b5j0cB7pNB

[deray @deray]

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. I needed this.

[Britt @idkbrittany]

Watched a kid fall out of a cart and eat shit at target. Mother just yelled at him. Made my morning.

[layineggs @Sparklebroom]

Cut a rug for Gord Downie

[randy turner @randyturner15]

the thing about Gord Downie is that you can piece together so many good times in your life that occurred while hearing his voice.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Next Sunday Mike & Karen Pence will spend $223 billion taxpayer dollars to fly to the moon for 15 minutes & yodel the N word at an apple pie

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

There is someone dressed like the Monopoly Man at the Senate Equifax hearing.

[Britt @idkbrittany]

On my way to buffalo to see @PIXIES 🤗🤗