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make america gay again. tpwk.

[planet clarke 🌱 @planetclarke]

Being 10 years old and making your debut in epigenetic trauma research all because you noticed your caterpillars still loved you after becoming butterflies is so profound and poetic and impressive. I love children and their incredible hearts and minds!!!!!!

[myla 🍊| Cvntteam @myla_masonnn]

freaked out autistic gays I love you so much

[Fifi @FifiChowd]

“Bob is a sunset foster and all future medical bills are covered by Cecil County Animal Services but we will add a $250 Chewy gift card for the lucky adopter”

I’M GOING TO CRY THEY’RE TRYING SO HARD. SOMEONE PLEASE ADOPT HIM ASAP

[lissy @lissthelass]

THERE'S SO MANY GAMES check it out: https://t.co/uwgcj1vwo0 #WomensDaySale

[Cassie 💛🐝 @Um_TakeMyBreath]

It might just be my autism humor but I think Shane is actually funny and a lot of people just don’t catch it because of his tone. Winning an award then finding Ilya on the roof and immediately going “I don’t think it’s worth jumping over” is fucking hilarious

[َ @conerstory]

"gimmi kiss" 😣😣😣😣😣

[steph ⋆✴︎ ̊. @stephfmx]

this is edited in the lens of long game ilya and i need it so far away from me

[shane clit piercing @cultshane]

turned a hoe into an obedient boyfriend

[no context dexter @oocdexter]

we need him now more than ever

[fritz jurídico glee 📺 @eitafritz]

mind you

[Dittie @DittiePE]

I just wanted to point out that an official government account actually called American citizens imbecilic morons.

This is a major violation of federal communications and ethics rules. Agencies can’t use government accounts to insult citizens or post inflammatory, partisan language.

This SHOULD trigger an internal investigation immediately.

The “imbecilic morons” were faith leaders, priests, clergy.

Expect more lawsuits.

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

An incredible thing has been happening on tiktok since this woman has been going viral. The amount of pastors who are crashing out over this series is truly something to behold. Its clear she must've called their churches and didnt know they were about to go viral. People are making spreadsheets, data points. She's literally first hand making churches become more active in their community because they are being shamed. Being exposed for what they really are. People who dont give a fuck about anyone or anything other than taking people's money and not paying taxes.

[Dave Hale - Concerned Republican @CountryFirstRep]

These men are heroes.

Fuck you, Donald Trump. You've given NOTHING to this country.

[We all go a little mad sometimes 🔪❤️ @Artisanwig]

@NewsWire_US if you’re still pretending this administration isn’t deeply fascist you must echo between the ears.

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

NEW ICE recruits get $50,000 sign on bonuses and are eligible for student loan forgiveness

But your active duty military starving?

Yikes.

[Lickity split @Unaffectd_Moron]

We'll see this in the history books in a couple years bro this goes hard asf

[Super @SuperAG01]

@TheEbonyMaw They're saying this for legal purposes. My feeling is don't take medications you don't have to if you're pregnant, BUT Tylenol is thought to be the safest and thus only option to treat pain/fever. Not giving women any options and making them suffer through fever is insane to me.

[insane genius @bitchwife420]

Pardon me while I sob uncontrollably