Noah

24 | 🇺🇸 people keep telling me I look AI-generated but I swear I don’t use filters

[Noah @idkjustnoah]

when god didn’t know how to make me imperfect, he gave me terribly shaky hands

[Noah @idkjustnoah]

gemini says i look like Rob Rausch. do i?

[martin 💟 @69beaches]

@idkjustnoah the ones with a skid mark

[Noah @idkjustnoah]

@Kxngstn_ Yeah the fact that they’re perfect????

[Noah @idkjustnoah]

when you’re having a bad day and then this happens:

[Noah @idkjustnoah]

@69beaches okay madonna

[Noah @idkjustnoah]

@tiagooyo comes in handy when I’m h rny though. I don’t need to do much

[Noah @idkjustnoah]

when god didn’t know how to make me imperfect, he gave me terribly shaky hands

[Noah @idkjustnoah]

@69beaches and a little on the ugly side

[Noah @idkjustnoah]

@69beaches I mind that you’re obviously blind

[Noah @idkjustnoah]

@SCHAFFr_ @BlackLanterrn Is this a fat-only friend group? Where is your token skinny friend?

[Noah @idkjustnoah]

@callme_cashhh Where’s my damn phone

[Noah @idkjustnoah]

fooling 👏 around 👏 with 👏 your 👏 homie isn’t 👏 gay. Liking 👏 him 👏 is

[Chris 𝕏 @cwchris_]

Why are they like this

[Noah @idkjustnoah]

@PopCrave it’s not even French… it’s Belgian. Americans…

[Noah @idkjustnoah]

@jonomxr Maybe you can start selling there? 🤷

[Noah @idkjustnoah]

@SettCandy Name one guy who’s on this app for flirting

[Noah @idkjustnoah]

Me lol

[SMNSC @S1MM0NSC]

"HETERO" que se respeta...muestra las nalgas para provocar deseos y para beneplácito de much@s

[Noah @idkjustnoah]

no hate but is it okay that I don’t find this aspirational but rather tacky?

[Dannydummyboy @dyummyboy]

wataa

[Noah @idkjustnoah]

@johnerzz

[Noah @idkjustnoah]

@johnerzz just a tip: Bulgarians and hip thrusts 2x/week 3x10-12 rep range gave me huge stretch marks in just a few months (aka the tissue underneath my skin grew way faster than my skin could adapt) 🫠

[Noah @idkjustnoah]

@johnerzz If you like the tip, tell me and I’ll five you the whole thing 😋