Robert Paley

[Robert Paley @idlebobby]

@pvsportaunz #rentfree

[Robert Paley @idlebobby]

@TerribleMaps I don't think it's that shape

[Robert Paley @idlebobby]

Just when I couldn't give less of a shite about 'The Hundred' I see they've finally called the Yorkshire/Durham team 'Leeds', been itching to do that from the start haven't they

[Robert Paley @idlebobby]

@DeMickyD Why do people at Bethesda always act like they're this little obscure dev that we all need to cut some slack, they're a juggernaut

[Robert Paley @idlebobby]

@drfc_official iPad wanker

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

116 - Across the last five UEFA World Cup qualifying campaigns, the most successful passes per 90 minutes in a single campaign:

125 - Xavi (2014 qualifying)
116 - Dan Burn (2026 qualifying)
114 - Toni Kroos (2018 qualifying)

Technicians.

[Robert Paley @idlebobby]

@WisdenCricket Seems baffled that Monty just didn't simply cheat so he could win mastermind

[Robert Paley @idlebobby]

@danmace_

[Robert Paley @idlebobby]

@YorkshireWater Molly, your bosses and shareholders are milking money out of a public service until they get told by the government to jog on for not doing a good enough job. Wetter winters and dryer summers have been the theme and yet the infrastructure is not fit for purpose as I said before

[Robert Paley @idlebobby]

Think the issue for Liverpool fans and Michael Oliver is not that they got a shit reffing performance, it's that it happens to literally every other club bar the big 6 on a much more regular basis so there's just zero sympathy and we all find it funny

[Robert Paley @idlebobby]

@SkySportsNews Absolutely groundbreaking

[Robert Paley @idlebobby]

Montella, silvinho and sagnol being managers has aged me, I wouldn't have been surprised if you told me any of them were still playing in the German 4th div or something

[Robert Paley @idlebobby]

@officialbantams @UniofBradford Like Barry conlon going for a haircut

[Robert Paley @idlebobby]

@RtSimwon @JoshCarson1867 @The_Forty_Four Businessman called Gordon Gibb bought it when we were in admin and leases it back to us, contract is up soon so you'd think Rupp our current owner would make noise about us buying it back or looking at moving or building a new ground but as I say he's totally absent

[Robert Paley @idlebobby]

@JoshCarson1867 @The_Forty_Four Big wage bill but most of ticket revenue goes on wages, no recruitment strategy so end up with shite players. Don't own stadium, training ground etc. so don't make any money off them. Academy is piss poor, any decent prospect gets sold immediately. Rich owner but doesn't invest

[Robert Paley @idlebobby]

@The92Bible Chat shit after the playoffs and after signing Lewis and get a bit back when you're getting smashed at home and are rock bottom and say we are 'obsessed', give over

[Robert Paley @idlebobby]

If you dressed like this at a British sporting event you would get put on a register

[NFL @NFL]

This @packers fan gave @Simone_Biles the best gift. 🥹🐐

(via @SNFonNBC)

[Robert Paley @idlebobby]

@footballontnt This from the guy who cries about FA cup replays when a team dares to draw with the mighty Liverpool

[Robert Paley @idlebobby]

@thehistoryguy Obligatory mention that Frances longest border is with brazil