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[Pantse Macabre 💀 @Idlepants]

@agraybee Obi Wan drawing attention by slicing up Ponda Baba and Dr Evazan. Not only was it dumb with the stormtroopers outside searching for them, but in time made even dumber knowing the inquisitors are looking for former jedi and Obi Wan had been keeping a low profile for decades.

[Pantse Macabre 💀 @Idlepants]

@GPrime85

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Ozempic is really just 9/11 for Black guys

[Pantse Macabre 💀 @Idlepants]

@itsAntWright #antbump

[fortunate ramen @FortunateRamen]

i be on the "make yourself extremely mad for no reason" app wondering why im mad as fuck for no reason

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

The 19-year-olds who attend my favorite university didn’t score enough touchdowns today so I’m in the basement, drinking until I fall asleep. My wife is crying, begging me to come upstairs & watch a Muppet Christmas Carol with my family. “I don’t care if I die tonight” I whisper.

[Illinois Men's Basketball @IlliniMBB]

Keaton Wagler
CBS Sports First Team All-American

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

Bartenders when you ask them to change the channel from a replay of yesterday’s horse races to the very popular college basketball tournament

[Steven J. Vaughan-Nichols @sjvn]

HR: Where do you see yourself in five years?
Me:

[Ben Rice Foundation @Parmsisreal]

Full video of Johnny Gaudreau’s kids honored on the ice #USA #USAHockey

[Adam King @AdamKing10TV]

What has happened to the sport I love once every four years for two weeks.

[Pantse Macabre 💀 @Idlepants]

Taps the sign

[Geoff Johnston @geoffjBYU]

ESPN executive: “How long do most college basketball games usually last?”

Analyst: “Usually 2 hours 15 minutes, sir”

ESPN executive: “Great. Let’s schedule games every two hours.”

[Pantse Macabre 💀 @Idlepants]

I'm really gonna miss Luke Altmyer #itjustmeansmore

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@RestOnMyYannys @glenn_kinley The first thing I thought of

[Champaign Showers @217Showers]

retvrn

[Pantse Macabre 💀 @Idlepants]

@barstoolchicago Hawks fans haven't watched hockey in years and it shows.

[Pantse Macabre 💀 @Idlepants]

@SkylineReport

[Pantse Macabre 💀 @Idlepants]

@exjon Lord have mercy!