idlesbot

IDLES AF This bot will kinda-randomly tweet IDLES lyrics. Made with ❤️ by @jamessheridan

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So, today we got notice that Idlesbot’s Twitter API access was removed. 😭

I’ll look into getting access reinstated, but I don’t have a lot of enthusiasm to put money into Elon’s pockets.

In other news, have y’all tried Post yet? It’s a lovely place: https://t.co/bWgDvl2jow

[idlesbot @idlesbot]

This bot was built to celebrate the positivity that @idlesband pump out into this dark, chaotic world.

Twitter announced (https://t.co/46WloaZ77q) that they will end free access to their APIs which will likely mean this bot will soon cease to function.

More news if/as I get it.

[idlesbot @idlesbot]

Stick stick stick stick
Stick stick stick stick
Stick stick stick stick
Sticky sticky stick stick

[idlesbot @idlesbot]

And so it turns
Again and again

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You will not catch me staring at the sun
Not sucking on a dum-dum
Not turning round to run
No Hallelujah's and no Kingdom Come's
So you will not catch me staring at the sun.

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I got on my knees
And I begged my mother
With a bottle in one hand
It's one or the other

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The mask of masculinity
Is a mask
Is a mask that's wearing me

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I've got more stories to tell
But I can't remember time nor place

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I fixed the numb, but the numb don't fix
Now I fixed and I just feel sick
Sick sick, I feel kicks
But the kicks don't kick so I act a prick

[idlesbot @idlesbot]

Burn like a fire
Feels like an itch
Hum like a choir
Act like a dick, act like a dick

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I'm like Stone Cold Steve Austin
I put homophobes in coffins

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I've been in the back seat
Driving around for days
There's nothing more to see here

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As my top gets blood damp
My oh my I can feel the raw
Flesh on the bottom of the footwell floor

[idlesbot @idlesbot]

Blighty wants his country back
50 inch screen in his cul-de-sac
wombic charm of the Union Jack
As he cries at the price of a bacon bap

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You only die once
You'll never come back
You're gone when you're gone
So, love what you can

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In spite of it all
Life is beautiful
In spite of it all
Life is beautiful

[idlesbot @idlesbot]

I can feel my eyes vibrate
I can feel my eyes vibrate
I can feel my eyes vibrate
I can feel my eyes vibrate

[idlesbot @idlesbot]

I'm like Stone Cold Steve Austin
I put homophobes in coffins

[idlesbot @idlesbot]

Brylcreem
Creatine
And a bag of Charlie Sheen
Brylcreem
Creatine
And a bag of cocaine

[idlesbot @idlesbot]

I got myself together
I got myself in check
You caught me on my knees
Knees are raw red

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Yeah boy, just break your back
Salute the DJ for the music crack
Yeah girl, just snap that neck
Shake so hard, shake the demons shook dead

[idlesbot @idlesbot]

Let's seize the day
All hold hands, chase the pricks away
Let's seize the day
All hold hands, chase the pricks away
You can do it! You can do it!
Yes you can!