Two rules for a stable life.
1. When you say the word “raindrop,” you must immediately follow it with “drop top”
2. After saying the words “my wife,” you must immediately repeat it, but as Borat.
(Myyyyyyy wiiiiiiiiife)
My daughter: “strangers are bad right?”
Me: “yes, strangers are bad”
Daughter: “can I tell you something?”
Me: “….yes….”
Daughter: “you know Bowser and Ursula, well I hate them both”