soph ʚĭɞ

married to the moon 🌜

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

when is neglected daughter day

[miia @miiagarro]

been on my last straw for bout 300 straws now

[miri @eggoslug]

I got that deer in me im going to jump in front of your car

[leah @aalamera]

let’s makeout while you finger me

[sarah @tradepartty]

My bf will be like let me put something on tv and it’s a YouTube video of a guy deep frying action figures and then he’ll start touching my boobs

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

i really don't need alcohol to act crazy i'll tweak off a coke zero idgaf

[moon bleached @pixiiemermaid]

yearn 4 This

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

computa kill me

[𝕁𝕁 @marsfirelight]

dating advice online is always “play it cool.” meanwhile the happiest couples i know are absolutely unhinged about each other.

[tomato girl @visceraldream]

The urge to text “do you still like me” to the guy who came inside me 22 and a half hours ago

[aerith. @earthboundcetra]

i need to actually pull my fucking shit together and focus on everything that's ahead of me, instead of everything i lost. it's not coming back. i have to move on, or else i'll die here, frozen in time where nothing ever changes.

[g @34rths]

Being gentle with myself because if not me then who

[hani @crucifynisis]

constantly trying to not have a thought

[CASH @caymarjr]

mexicans would watch a snail
race if there was a snail from mexico competing

[c @h0leopard]

it bothers me how much the way you meet someone determines the nature of your relationship

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

how it feels to receive any praise at all

[ً @stxargaze]

computa give me someone who's genuine and obsessed with me

[Vera🍁 @Verayea]

Being straightforward with men is entertaining because either he will really like you or never speak to you again:A win is a win.