JOSEPH

Penetration tester | Python Developer | Free thinker | aspiring island

[JOSEPH @idonotexist789]

@baddie111764 dygg !!!
CU girls are 🔥🔥

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peer pressure carry me go dance floor 💃

I reach dance floor finish, peers disappear ???🙃

only 3 dance moves I know
1) rocking babe
2) two step
3) Drake emotes

now ... pressure ti wa cause I'm in Chapel

I need dance lessons 🖐️😭

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person no fuck with you
you go dey talk sey "ohh they are just nonchalant"

you never see shege 😂

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@cyb3rshi3ld 🛡️

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4 people in the pharmacist ward gisting with 5 people on a Cue ?
leave it to Nigeria's medical practitioners 🙏

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@ireteeh fellow eagles 🦅

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@OAtikinkpan medical student ooo 😭

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I just found out my crush is on a 4.99/5.0 CGPA
my former crush was on a 5.0/5.0 and is now in France

I am stuck in CU battling CSIS for internet connection

I am cooked 🥲

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@yabaleftonline it's a financing issue but when they hiked the prices and exploited Nigerians they recorded profit earnings ?

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@thompsonever Congrat man, how did you push the study material tho
Microsoft learn feel like product documentation instead of an online course

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CU
leave my social life alone, PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@AfroVII occult !!!!!!!!!

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@Nira_O351 hiiiiiiiiiiiii

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attended a career fair today and damnn
Job hunting is not easy 🥲
shoutout @CocaCola_NG for the free drinks 🙏😭

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@HalimatAdepegba thank God for Codex and claude code 🙏

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I just saw a video of a proposal with Drake's Un-thinkable playing in the background
I'm tearing up 😩 absolutely beautiful 🙂‍

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I don't if it's the season but my heart's is getting colder
- gunna is too cold with it 🥶

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Insecurity
Inflation
Unemployment
Life is stressful
life in Nigeria is even more stressful

but sometimes ... you find yourself looking at the sunset and in those moments , Nothing else matters 🙂‍↔️
life is beautiful 💓

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Iceman's already spotify's most streamed album ?
Expected ✋️🥶🤚
#Drake #iceman #spotify

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@Bigdebs222 Na woman naw , na why