Princess Mel

Small Boobs, Big Dreams

[Princess Mel @idontcaremel]

when he tries to be slick but you got screenshots

[Downdetector Canada @downdetectorca]

User reports indicate Rogers is having problems since 4:57 AM EDT. https://t.co/4erQKj8Tgf RT if you're also having problems #Rogersdown

[RUTH BUZZI @Ruth_A_Buzzi]

Marijuana is legal and haircuts are against the law. It took half a century but Hippies finally won.

[dillonfrancis @DillonFrancis]

Giving away this Louis V wallet for #DillonsPantry it’s only slightly used ur welcome RT to win

[notgivenchyass (Taylor’s Version) @notgivenchyass]

am i supposed to feel sorry for that bitch? i dont!

[Dylan Nash🌴 @DylanParkerNash]

Last night I got drunk and woke up to a fake tinder I made using the girl filter

[The Tweeter Formerly Known As Glamorfonic✌🏽 @Esthetique2012]

I would tune in FAITHFULLY.

I want all the cultures. I wanna see Chinese moms shading each other’s noodles. Mexican moms talking cash shit about Mole sauce. South Asian moms going in about Daal Roti. Inject it into my veins.

[cath @cathlane_]

Girls who try white tops on in shops n get their orange foundation round the neck should be jailed

[sassy sunflower @amandaasettee]

Instead of being a “not all men” type of guy, be THIS type of guy. Be an ally to women, if you see us visibly uncomfortable because of another man’s actions, DO SOMETHING

[kiki @kiiaaarraaa]

if u listened to pussycat dolls as a little girl you’re a bad bitch now

[kelvinn 🐲 @killaakelvin]

"idk lemme ask the audience" IM GONE LMFAOOO

[Follow @miblogestublog on BlueSky @miblogestublog]

I once said nobody but Radiohead was allowed to sing “Creep.” I take it back. 🙌🏽

[Princess Mel @idontcaremel]

https://t.co/M9TE5PylUQ #loveinspades

[anya nowak @anyanowak_]

a girl showed up at my apartment yesterday to move in and its been a rough day with her. our personalities clash and she is terrified of my cat. she just texted me asking to be let in because she was put in the wrong room!!!!!!!!

[Jacee Shannon @jaceeshannon_]

unpopular opinion: it’s actually REALLY easy to just be with 1 person