keelan coburn

He/him Pro drunken guacamole chef

[keelan coburn @idontcarewhy]

Dogs are so good guys:

[Vatnik Soup @P_Kallioniemi]

Tariffs memes are the hottest thing right now, so post your favorites👇🏻

[keelan coburn @idontcarewhy]

I understand why people suggest not download Balatro if you have anything important to do now.

[Basic Apple Guy @BasicAppleGuy]

Apple released a new Magic Mouse with USB-C

[brando @coolbutstinky]

these two trucks have the same bed length

[keelan coburn @idontcarewhy]

I wish we still got free pizza for reading enough books :/

[keelan coburn @idontcarewhy]

I can’t believe it took me this long to find out Jamie Lee Curtis’s characters full name in EEAAOO is Deirdre Beaubeirdre 😂

[keelan coburn @idontcarewhy]

@katinthedark_ Gotta bring out the sloppy steaks

[keelan coburn @idontcarewhy]

This roll of film I got developed from a $20 camera I picked up recently makes me realize tumblr has had a huge effect on me 😅

[keelan coburn @idontcarewhy]

*has been diagnosed

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Roughly 18% of the US population has an anxiety disorder

[Monterey Bay Aquarium @MontereyAq]

“Welcome to Snackbeard’s Sandbar and Krill And Other DelicaSeas and Delights!”

[keelan coburn @idontcarewhy]

Take 5 going into the public domain really revolutionized hold music huh

[keelan coburn @idontcarewhy]

Also I believe changing your email settings to use the pop protocol rather than imap helps as well, as youre using local storage on your computer which takes a lotttt less power than a constantly running email server

[keelan coburn @idontcarewhy]

When you’re still getting through the Halo tutorial does that make you Apprentice Chief?

[James Eckstrom @Indiana__James]

Hey @donttrythis! WDI guy here. @Club_ObiWan member since '05. ABD on my head in the profile pic🤠. Reaching out to you for a long shot. Hopefully this can transcend the signal/noise ratio.

I want to put a spotlight on @grantimahara foundation...

[keelan coburn @idontcarewhy]

@goodmindshows

[keelan coburn @idontcarewhy]

wait shit do i have to actually read my emails now? damn.

[keelan coburn @idontcarewhy]

I just finally found a way to mark 10,000 emails as read and its like a huge weight has been taken off my shoulders.

[keelan coburn @idontcarewhy]

What the hell is wrong with people, how do people think it’s okay to set off fireworks in LA in hot ass September?