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[Idontevenlikethis @Idontevenlikeem]

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[Idontevenlikethis @Idontevenlikeem]

@bakermayfield I mean DAMN! I'm a life long KC fan, but that atm looked STRONG today! That was literally gun-!fast! . Keep it up young man and you'll own this league! See you 400mill$down the road, shit

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

Happy Birthday to me yall! I’m 54 and I still got it lol! #birthdaybitch

[Matt & Shane Secret Podcast Quotes @MSpodQuotes]

Shane Gillis Live In Austin | Stand Up Comedy https://t.co/zsoaQa09rR via @YouTube @Shanemgillis

[Goodable @Goodable]

In Indiana, a group of cavers was out exploring when they heard a faint whimper.

It was a dog trapped 30-feet below — in complete darkness.

Instead of leaving, they got more gear and set up a rescue that took two hours.

This is the moment they pulled him out.

🐶❤

[Idontevenlikethis @Idontevenlikeem]

@chrisdcomedy My job was booking in vehicles and listing every option in our ads online. Qx80 is solid. Safe, User friendly, roomy. Plenty of capability but more of a luxe ride.

[Resist Programming 🛰 @RzstProgramming]

On a school bus a hero is born.

[Idontevenlikethis @Idontevenlikeem]

@UWBadgers

[Elder Marques Johnson @olskool888]

Never gets old. @Khris22m started saying my lines better than me, so I gave them to him😂😂😂

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

when you really need your toddler to stop asking questions for just two goddam minutes

[The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockproofbeats]

It's 24 years since my all-time favourite press apology/correction. If any of you can beat it, I'm all ears.

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

So now in TX you can get raped and sued by your dad…at least we don’t have to worry anymore about keeping Austin weird

[Idontevenlikethis @Idontevenlikeem]

@Coreyo4 So good

[Andrew Hawkins @Hawk]

BREAKING: With all the controversy around the program, Bishop Sycamore’s top prospect, Drew Dawkins, says he will be entering the 2022 NFL draft.

ESPN will now be airing this pro day footage after confirming its legitimacy.

[Ty Hill @cheetah]

😂😂

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Her face at the end 😂

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[The Onion @TheOnion]

New Texas Abortion Law Offers $10,000 To Private Citizens For Names Of Anyone They Heard Was A Slut https://t.co/5PNOPx1KIG

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

18 U.S. Code § 1505: “Whoever…by any threatening letter or communication…endeavors to influence, obstruct, or impede…the due and proper exercise of the power of inquiry under which any…investigation is being had by either House…Shall be fined under this title, imprisoned…”