Rob Todd

Stand-up comedy connisuer. I make videos playing video games, so I guess I'm an e-athlete now?
Husband/Dad/podcaster/cube farm animal. Plotting my escape!

[Rob Todd @robtodd101]

@dennish75 @femalebodybuil6 I had to scroll way too far to see this one.

[Rob Todd @robtodd101]

@lady_valor_07 Godzilla, what does that make me?

[Rob Todd @robtodd101]

Really @ClifBar ?! You snuck an empty into my box of 24. Despicable.

[Rob Todd @robtodd101]

@4TONYMANSFIELD @ThatEricAlper Still his best
https://t.co/rRUWLVH0FW

[Rob Todd @robtodd101]

@VancityReynolds you and @bertkreischer should hang out watch van wilder, do a podcast, and just have a good time with the machine!

[Rob Todd @robtodd101]

@Cardinals just wondering if the Family Pavillion will be open this season?

[Rob Todd @robtodd101]

I wonder where @jimjefferies stands on Will Smith slapping @chrisrock? #ChrisRockvsWillsmith

[Ryan Holiday @RyanHoliday]

How To Journal Like Marcus Aurelius:

- Write to and for yourself
- Prepare for the day ahead
- Repeat the important things
- Take it out on the page
- Copy down favorite quotes
- Ask yourself hard questions
- Review in the evening

[Rob Todd @robtodd101]

@billburr what has this world come to?

[Rob Todd @robtodd101]

I'm sorry I feel like this should be called a Santino @CheetoSantino

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

A friend of mine at a bar just overheard someone order a Conan O’Brien— whiskey with ginger ale. PLEASE LET THIS CATCH ON.

[Rob Todd @robtodd101]

Why does Apple feel like they're the first company to use the color green?

[Rob Todd @robtodd101]

@bertkreischer damn @JParzz just did you dirty.

[Rob Todd @robtodd101]

@adamferrara @Cadillac @Barrett_Jackson I would have been disappointed had you not ended with that 🤣

[Rob Todd @robtodd101]

@DougStanhope @hdfatty @MrHennigan any room at the funhouse for someone down on their luck?

[kittybangz @kittybangbang9]

Hi there. I’m homeless, living in a tiny old truck, sleeping in 20° every night. My mental and physical health is deteriorating. 😔 I will forever appreciate it if you are able to help.
Venmo: @ Kira-Banger
PayPal: @ kirabanger

[Rob Todd @robtodd101]

@Wendys Roast me!

[Rob Todd @robtodd101]

@bertkreischer Nothing with Robin Williams seems like a crime. I mean Mrs. Doubtfire, heloooooo!

Also:
Aladdin
Toys
Hook

[Rob Todd @robtodd101]

@Casey Casey, did you mean to post the headline about "how staying physically active may protect the aging brain" twice or did you forget you added it the first time?

[Ryan Holiday @RyanHoliday]

"Nothing taught by force stays in the soul." - Plato

[Michael Shellenberger @shellenberger]

Father of Ahmaud Arbery just now: “ALL lives matter. I don’t want no daddy to watch his kid get shot down like that. It’s ALL our problem. So let’s keep fighting to make this a better place for all human beings. Love everybody! All human beings need to be treated equally.” ❤️👏🏼👑

[St. Louis Funny Bone @stlfunnybone]

.@NikkiGlaser returns to the Westport Funny Bone for two shows, Nov 24-25, benefitting the bird rescue “A Refuge For Saving The Wildlife”

Get your tickets! Help the birds!
https://t.co/9MXgiuuN82

#stl #stlcomedy @WestportSTL #nikkiglaser #stlmade #stlevents #stlouis