Bryant Hall

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[Bryant Hall @notbryanthall]

@cowincrisis @xbradtc Hey dittle dittle, pretend it’s the moon.

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I saw Mandalorian and Grogu last night and really enjoyed it. Thank God I don’t have a YouTube channel.

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@maxistired__ @HosaiahF25 Those dogs used to run a Wendy’s very successfully.

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This is why my power bill is going up?

[BK @bkentertained]

Two-headed banana girl… two husbands?! 👀

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@SteveLovesAmmo @SouthernMB82 Roll tide!

[Bryant Hall @notbryanthall]

@j0ker937 I really enjoyed the video and then he ran out of grease and he showed how to refill the grease gun and I was like “Hell Yeah! Two videos in one!” Is this how I learn I’m autistic?

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Astronaut Victor Glover shares the gospel to a crowd who welcomed him back home to Houston, Texas.

People were seen lining the streets to welcome Glover back home.

“Some of us have never met before. And you know whose fault that is? Ours. So let's choose to do this. Let's be this more. Let's be neighbors.”

“I don't know if you heard me say it, but God told us to love Him with all that we are and love our neighbors as ourselves.”

What a remarkable person.

Video: sp00kycut1e / tt.

[Bryant Hall @notbryanthall]

@TheMorningSpew2 The Stench of Honolulu by Jack Handey

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@dom_lucre Or this one where Jesus has to help satan stop God from destroying the world: https://t.co/4tmxf9KSn5

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@dom_lucre They still have this trash where Jesus has lazer eyes and electro smash and is in a modern city: https://t.co/b3WIad39LB

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@TheWapplehouse Then he unexpectedly won a beauty contest.

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@Pataramesh Have y’all thought about shooting it at an 83 Buick Skylark? That would be badass.

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@twibuznews Definitely worth a large red envelope.

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@theUMreal I need to know the end of this sentence and the “show more” button is not working…

[Bryant Hall @notbryanthall]

@Mericamemed We inhabitants of the Appalachian mountains are the danger in the Appalachian mountains.

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@bowtiedfarmer I want to buy a buccee’s house.

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On the Ninja Turtle personality scale, I would be firmly between “cool but rude” and “party dude.”

[Bryant Hall @notbryanthall]

@RezaC1 That was the least impressive motorcycle jump I have ever seen.

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@0rang3youglad I just really really want to go on a road trip with you in a model t and be writers for rival newspapers who end up solving a mystery together. Then martinis.

[Giga Based Dad @GigaBasedDad]

Number 7 cracked me up LOL