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@PutneySwope666 Those are memories

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The funniest thing to me is that, out of all the rings I’ve bought, the one that has lasted the longest without being broken or lost is the one I traded a line of blow for at a party six years ago

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Not enough of you kept your fingers crossed

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Keep your fingers crossed that my car passes this inspection so I can get to Austin by Friday

[FloatsALot @idontfeelikeitb]

Thinking about getting a hand tattoo today

[FloatsALot @idontfeelikeitb]

Keep your fingers crossed that my car passes this inspection so I can get to Austin by Friday

[FloatsALot @idontfeelikeitb]

Now I eat cigarettes

[FloatsALot @idontfeelikeitb]

I quit smoking!

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Yeah so this is FUCKED. Henry Ford was literally awarded a golden Medal of Honor by Germany for his “humanitarian ideals” and Ford Motor company provided nazis with trucks. Sooooooooo just a blatant rewriting of history.

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Now listening to someone try to convince our bouncer vampires are real after I found said bouncer passed out in the basement and had to shake this dude awake

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Already tonight at the bar I work at someone ripped the flusher off of a toilet, the other toilet someone missed while puking, and someone tried to rob us and guns were pulled and a shot (a blank) was fired. We’re still open for another two hours and IT’S A WEDNESDAY PEOPLE

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Come to Matchbox tonight. I’m bored it’s slow and I’m supposed to be here for twelve hours. Come and entertain me please

[FloatsALot @idontfeelikeitb]

I do not think there for I am not

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Fuck a main character moment I’m in my NPC era

[FloatsALot @idontfeelikeitb]

Got the rough drafts for the cover my novel and I’m ecstatic

[FloatsALot @idontfeelikeitb]

Going into this bartending shift like I’m going into battle

[FloatsALot @idontfeelikeitb]

Good luck to all people working at bars and restaurants in the war tonight

[FloatsALot @idontfeelikeitb]

Fuck a draft tweet every single passing thought

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Obscuring an omnipotent octopus

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An exonerated exorcist

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Formalities of familiarity