Twisted Family Talk

[Twisted Family Talk @idontgettech]

It’s 13 minutes past 7:30 and we still haven’t started. So I coulda slept for 45 more minutes but no fuck me

[Twisted Family Talk @idontgettech]

Why the FUCK did y’all tell me that my class started at 7:30 today but told me to be 30 mins early and then when I get here at 7:00 tell me that I’m too early??

[Twisted Family Talk @idontgettech]

Like my brain really is tellin me to make some shells n cheese or some shit but I don’t have any so idk how to get her to shut up

[Twisted Family Talk @idontgettech]

Rationally I know I shouldn’t attempt to cook right now but my stomach is telling me I have no other option

[Lesbians @every_lesbian]

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[Twisted Family Talk @idontgettech]

“I feel like the structure of the Honda Civic is so baroque”

[Twisted Family Talk @idontgettech]

Brother: tits or ass?
Mom: neither. I don’t like anything about men
B: what about that skin flap between the asshole and the balls? M: oh yeah I forgot about that part

[Twisted Family Talk @idontgettech]

I know death is coming because this is the only thing on my screen

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

helo darkness my old friend
why are u here its 4pm

[Twisted Family Talk @idontgettech]

“Butt chug water aka an enema”

[Twisted Family Talk @idontgettech]

I want this on my tombstone https://t.co/LuXWrlKahQ

[Twisted Family Talk @idontgettech]

“Upside right”

[Twisted Family Talk @idontgettech]

Do I really have road rage if everyone is being an asshole or is that just called feeling and emotion

[Twisted Family Talk @idontgettech]

Every time I hear that someone else I know from high school is gay I become more powerful

[Twisted Family Talk @idontgettech]

I think I would rather smoke an entire pack of cigarettes than ever taste Pepsi again

[Lesbians @every_lesbian]

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