Winter Solstice

I’m not the Ethan you’re thinking of, different Ethan

[Chi Ossé @OsseChi]

Free Folarin Balogun school walkout tomorrow 12pm

[Winter Solstice @idontknowethan]

The goat debate has been between Ronaldo and Al-Mutawa for so long, be honest, does Messi enter the conversation now? 🤔

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Lionel Messi reaches 2️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ appearances for Argentina.

He joins Cristiano Ronaldo and Kuwait's Bader Al-Mutawa as the only men’s players in history to reach that international milestone 👏

[Winter Solstice @idontknowethan]

Fuck these hydration breaks, I’m never drinking Powerade again

[sarah @mrsboourns]

Need the Fordham Jesuits to pull up to MSG to show those Spurs nuns who really has God on their side

[Forrest Cardamenis @FCardamenis]

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.

[Winter Solstice @idontknowethan]

Can the G train just run please

[MTA @MTA]

Starting May 18, weekday rush hour service will be enhanced on the 2, 3, 4, and 5 lines for 1.2 million daily riders!

These schedule adjustments shift train trips to high ridership hours based on customer feedback and detailed ridership and operational data.

[Winter Solstice @idontknowethan]

I just learned that the average American eats 150 hamburgers a year, that’s almost a burger every other day, I like hamburgers a lot, I eat hamburgers regularly, I’m not eating hamburgers every other day, that means a lot of Americans are eating at least one burger every day

[Winter Solstice @idontknowethan]

This merch gonna do numbers in Hoboken

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

The World Cup Final will be played at MetLife Stadium, renamed to "New York New Jersey Stadium" for FIFA sponsorship reasons.

FIFA's official host city merch:

"We are New York New Jersey"

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Frederick Wiseman changed the way we see the world.

From the classrooms of High School to the corridors of Hospital, he turned his camera on the institutions that shape us — inviting us to look closer, sit longer & confront truth with empathy. 

May his memory be a blessing.

[Samuel Luckhurst @samuelluckhurst]

Billboard outside Old Trafford today #mufc

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

Offensive and wrong.

Britain is a proud, tolerant and diverse country.

Jim Ratcliffe should apologise.

https://t.co/7mSnVV33oo

[Winter Solstice @idontknowethan]

Holy shit … Will Smith just slapped Chris Rock!! Was that real?? That was insane!! #GRAMMYs #EpsteinFiles #GRAMMYs2026

[Winter Solstice @idontknowethan]

Portugal should come up with a different language, kinda weird they be speaking Brazilian

[Alonso Díaz de la Vega @diazdelavega1]

Faye Wong en Chungking Express

[Winter Solstice @idontknowethan]

Kermit the frog singing to the tune of the beginning of “Take Me Out” by Franz Ferdinand:

So if you’re lonely,
You know I’m Kermit the frog

[Winter Solstice @idontknowethan]

I made the 2025 Forbes “8,229,909,965 under 8,229,909,965” list

[Winter Solstice @idontknowethan]

Everyone is “better than Ethan” until it’s actually time to be better than Ethan

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

What da hell?

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

“working class” mayor that flew to a tropical island for his campaign. can’t make this stuff up