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[🚜 @idontparty]

Can’t wait to show you guys the gender reveal I have planned! Just waiting for Town of Pelham to acknowledge my application for a bazooka license! #myboyscanswim

[mrshaileymcneil @haileyemily]

WE’RE HAVING A BABY!!! (@idontparty)

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

We'll send them to you. Might take a few days, though. A little busy.

[🚜 @idontparty]

Get the plaque department on this ASAP @JosephLaMagna @BrendanPorath

[RBC Canadian Open @RBCCanadianOpen]

What a shot for eagle from the defending champ! 🦊 @ryanfoxgolfer

[🚜 @idontparty]

@ANTIFAldo Had to give this an RT can’t believe this isn’t doing numbers for you, AF.

[ANTIFAldo @ANTIFAldo]

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I spoke approvingly of the contrived Canadian Open feature they named “The Rink”] was the rink there?

[🚜 @idontparty]

@TimRantz Correct. 2019 Raptors 🏆

[lia @updharmadrown]

what doesn’t kill you will haunt you during commute

[🚜 @idontparty]

@ZeroBucsGiven ❄️ storm

[Paolo Uggetti @PaoloUggetti]

Q: How are you physically feeling this week?

Charley Hull: Let me tell you about my cousin and Malibu

[🚜 @idontparty]

If you’re a golfer and you’re not following TM what the fuck are you even doing here. #visorgang

[Tweeth Mitchell @tweeth_mitchell]

@AugustaGolfGirl @StevensSlang 100% of the time it's some dude who looks like a 300lb sack of pancake batter

[Tweeth Mitchell @tweeth_mitchell]

@StevensSlang

[🚜 @idontparty]

@FedExCuck @TStoop 8ish here…. can ABSOLUTELY feel it off the tee.

[Tweeth Mitchell @tweeth_mitchell]

All the dipshits are mad in the comments but their girlfriends are in the likes

[🚜 @idontparty]

@tweeth_mitchell Fuck yeah Tweeth. This is why you’re Prez. Get those birdies. #visorgang

[🚜 @idontparty]

@NHL @Sportsnet @TVASports What in sweet fuck is this audio? Unserious series.

[Hubert Thieblot @hthieblot]

Anyone who surfed the early web between 1995-2010.

What’s the one website/app you still think about?

[🚜 @idontparty]

One hundred and two days.

But teachers and nurses are the problem?

[Tina Yazdani @TinaYazdani]

NEW: the Ford government confirms the Ontario legislature will begin a 102-day summer break today, not returning until Oct. 27.

Government house leader Steve Clark explains the province doesn’t want to interfere with the municipal elections, so they’ll return the day after.

[Quesly @Quesly2]

like most skateboarders my age I was absolutely obsessed with Marc Johnson in my formative years. His part in Yeah Right was my first introduction to him and I was so enthralled by this weird guy with a bic'd head, insane technical ability and the style to back it up.

[🚜 @idontparty]

@BlueJayWay1 @AndrewStoeten I’m still trying to find a hobby to talk about the way Garth Hudson seemingly enjoyed “fixing a tape recorder”

[🚜 @idontparty]

@darrylturf Hole. Damnit

[🚜 @idontparty]

@OverDrive1050 Sorry, are rules not meant to be followed? We used to be a proper society.