Jordan Lavallee

collect the cats

[Jordan Lavallee @idontrecycle]

Can I show up to my colonoscopy drunk or no

[Jordan Lavallee @idontrecycle]

So random to have two midget dogs

[Jordan Lavallee @idontrecycle]

I have two coffees and I’m white I won’t get arrested. Shit my girlfriend says

[Jordan Lavallee @idontrecycle]

Brussel sprouts and milk at 12:33 am

[Jordan Lavallee @idontrecycle]

It’s 2025. Have a heart

[Jordan Lavallee @idontrecycle]

Why do I eat such spicy food 🥵

[Jordan Lavallee @idontrecycle]

3 year old syndrome. Luca gets his car soon

[Jordan Lavallee @idontrecycle]

EMPTY THREATS

[Jordan Lavallee @idontrecycle]

@SUBWAYCanada come on I trusted you :(

[absent ghost @shea17]

This is the tweet. The people that tweet about bell lets talk made me change schools 4 times before grade 6

[Jordan Lavallee @idontrecycle]

@ag3nt_s4wy3r check out this crunchy show dude

[Jordan Lavallee @idontrecycle]

It’s not rejection it’s redirection #frank

[Jordan Lavallee @idontrecycle]

@OHLIceDogs I can’t see through the glass. I bought front row tickets my dawgsss

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Jordan Lavallee @idontrecycle]

https://t.co/3DeNhUJJxo

[Jordan Lavallee @idontrecycle]

I just payed 9 dollars extra for an Uber comfort and they sent me a gmc Acadia

[Jordan Lavallee @idontrecycle]

A rat walked in the door of my garden fence and then ran through a hole in the fence and got stuck and died. Don’t eat my veg bro

[Jordan Lavallee @idontrecycle]

@SherrysDrunk HE DIDNT MAKE YOU GO TO CRACKER BARRELL, SHERRY!!!

[Jordan Lavallee @idontrecycle]

@JesseAtherson @NiagRegPolice WUT!!??