I Don't Shit in Bars

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A man walks into a bar with a paper bag.
He sits down and places the bag on the counter.
The bartender walks up and asks, “What’s in the bag?”
The man reaches in and pulls out a tiny piano. Then he pulls out a tiny stool.
Then… a 12-inch-tall man climbs out of the bag, sits at the piano, and starts playing Chopin.

Stunned, the bartender says, “Where did you find that?”

The guy says, “Oh, I found a genie in a bottle outside who granted me one wish.”
The bartender says, “Wow! But… why a 12-inch pianist?”
The guy shrugs and says, “You think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?”

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A guy walks into a bar and orders ten shots of the strongest stuff they have.
Bartender lines them up and asks, “Everything okay?”
The guy says, “I just found out my wife’s been sleeping with my best friend.”
Bartender says, “Rough… what are the drinks for?”
Guy replies, “One for me… and the other nine to apologize to my best friend.”

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.
As he’s drinking, he notices a gorilla in the corner wearing sunglasses and playing chess with a chicken.
He says to the bartender, “That’s the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen.”
The bartender replies, “Tell me about it — the chicken keeps winning.”

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GM

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@pumpdotfun And a 12” Pianist

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A man walks into a bar carrying a tiny man in his pocket.
He sets him on the counter, and the little guy pulls out a miniature saxophone and starts jamming smooth jazz.

The bartender, amazed, says, “That’s incredible! Where’d you find him?”
The man says, “I made a wish on a magic lamp.”
Bartender goes, “Wow, mind if I try?”

He rubs the lamp, and suddenly the bar is filled with a million ducks.
The bartender yells, “What the hell?! I asked for a million bucks!”

The guy sighs and says,
“Yeah… you really think I asked for a 12-inch sax player?”

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Want a 12” Pianist with that new wife?

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@baglabs @riverdyor Huge like a 12” Pianist?

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