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Shaketag @mochiball223

[Benjamin Cowen @benjamincowen]

Imagine thinking that Jerome Powell, who is 73 years old and has a net worth in the tens of millions, needs to find a new job.

[Romy @Romy_Holland]

in every friend group i’ve been in there’s been at least one person who most ppl at least slightly dislike and who is not close friends with anyone but ends up invited to all sufficiently large group events. these ppl all have the shared quality of trying really hard to be friendly and consistently showing up to everything.

[rhyme @Rhymestyle]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[kanishk @kaxishk]

being in love like this in your 40s & 50s is kind of goals.. ill give it to them

[Benjamin Cowen @benjamincowen]

The most likely low for BTC is October 2026, based on the 4 year cycle.

Under some circumstances it could happen as early as May.

BTC does not have a monopoly on the four-year cycle.

You can that the S&P 500 has gone through many periods where it bottoms approximately every 4 years.

Major lows tends to occur in early Q4, but in some cases it occasionally happens in May.

October would be favored if we get multiple week-to-month long countertrend rallies that delay things.

May would be favored if the countertrend rallies just last a few days to a couple weeks, and deeper drawdowns occur sooner.

I favor October over May for now, but as an investor we have to be aware that markets can always evolve in ways we do not expect.

[Black Archie Character @ppppp1245688]

This is an example of non-successful men assuming that successful men date just like them and that the biggest difference between them is simply money, instead of them having different approaches to romance, education, and career.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

if you want to run a successful restaurant chain in Canada it’s absolutely essential that you name it after a random place and then serve food that that place is not at all known for

[sam @uglyblender]

Love will have you thinking crazy thoughts like "I'd like to visit Alberta"

[Michael Spyker @ShaleTier7]

u have kind of got to respect justin trudeau’s career - generational run tbh

1994-1998: Snowboard instructor
1998-2002: Substitute teacher
2002-2008: CBC radio host/actor

2013-2025: PERSONALLY HANDICAPPED THE ECONOMY OF A G7 NATION

2025-current: Katy Perry’s boyfriend

[Jeffrey J. Hall 🇯🇵🇺🇸 @mrjeffu]

Japan has a new stationmaster cat. The Wakayama Electric Railway Kishigawa Line is famous for its feline stationmasters. A new cat, Rokutama, has been appointed trainee stationmaster of 2 stations.
Other cats received promotions. This is serious stuff.

[Spoon & Tamago @Johnny_suputama]

Japan’s PM assembled an expert panel today to discuss Japanese content overseas but it looks more like a group of misfit villains

[upma alankar @tobeorusedtobe]

This song is so wild because she's singing about enticing men with her sexy belly dancing and he's rapping about latin americans & carribbeans uniting to stand strong against the CIA

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

driver didn’t like that i was singing along to chappell roan so he switched to a rock station but i know nickelback too bitch

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

hilarious in hindsight that he tweeted “your body, my choice” with a body count of 0

[Cosmo @hornetstempest]

When does her Visa run out

[Martha @marthann85]

I remember when my husband expressed disappointment that we regularly made it to my nephews birthday parties and sporting events and not his. I told him I take initiative to ask for schedules and find out when things were and didn’t have time to do it for a second family.

[wanye @xwanyex]

“Female mammals do not have any innate motherly instincts”

Your party of science, everybody!

[jonathan @jnsyaaa]

the r/bald subreddit is an example of wholesome masculine body-positivity

every post is a guy showing his clearly-past-the-point-of-no-return thinning hair & asking "is it time?" and the top reply is always this image

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Yall just be making up new white people