not your sis.

I am 94.9% my tweets.

[Shayla @sportsbyshayla]

people unpleaser.

[Naje Sweet. @iluvvnaje]

I love being funny and I love funny people. Laughing is like one of the best parts about being alive.

[natasha @virgohermit]

I’m always the latter btw.
Treat me nice.

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

you can just say "okay" when someone tells you to do something and not do it. i learned that from men

[not your sis. @idotheDOMthing_]

@darriqueenn It’s sooo hard lmao. I just decided to stick to making playlists 🫩😭

[not your sis. @idotheDOMthing_]

atp😂

[Kheumani @Kheumani]

Why is it so hard to make new friends at this big grown age? I’m about to just start walking up to people with a glass of wine and a name tag idk.

[not your sis. @idotheDOMthing_]

😭😂

[Bilal 🎀⛷️ @weirdngkid]

bro 😭😭😭 stoppp

[Drebae @Drebae_]

I hate when I’m watching a movie & they knock out the kiIIer BUT DON’T KlLL HIM?? 😭😭 like are you coo? SMOKE HIM!

[not your sis. @idotheDOMthing_]

😭😭

[Joe Gunn @joegunn]

Riley Burruss:

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

if my friend hates u i hate u-in-law

[Fin 🐈 @AgathasSapphic]

stopped my coworker from buying a Caesar salad today, i’m doing more than the CDC

[not your sis. @idotheDOMthing_]

Very dangerous!

[ima die lit 🤘🏾❤️‍🔥 @noclassjay]

Living life on the edge 💩

[Kattoo King @SimplyKattoo]

The alcohol in a martini should be enough to kill the parasite in my ceasar salad, and then I'll pair it with fries, which are safe

[Seyi✨ @seyibabyyyyy]

I’m a hotel girl through and through. Miss me with all that AirBnB shit because I’m not going on vacation to wash plates.

[Raw @R4wf0ru]

after that third pimple patch u just gotta stay home twin

[syd @SYDNEYFROMNOVA]

you’ve been lackluster in your efforts with the queen

[not your sis. @idotheDOMthing_]

they always come back sister!

[madi @luckygirldotcom]

I’m never getting my nigga back yo i’m finna blow up the fucking world

[c ☆ @vaporsupremacy]

I can’t believe raw vegetables and fruits are all making people sick :( I guess I have to have ice cream for dinner :( oh no :(

[Jeremiyahhh @Jeremiyahhh]

me reposting my pic after it only got 10 likes

[Complex Sports @ComplexSports]

Jordan Walker said what he said 🗣️

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