Ki

Just assume it’s sarcasm. 🏆🧙🏼‍♀️🐱 (23!)

[Ki @idratherdiethnx]

*Going to therapy* So I wanna preface the whole next section by just reminding everyone that I'm fine.

[Ki @idratherdiethnx]

🎶Some people die before they’re dead.
I don’t feel sad I don’t feel anything.
But I’d rather be numb than know how bad I’m hurt.
I spend every night with the tv on. I can’t bear to be alone with my own thoughts.
Cause I don’t need anyone at all if I keep the tourniquet on.✨

[Ki @idratherdiethnx]

@crybabyperi “Time doesn’t really heal anything”
“I hope you know that I love(d) you more than anything”

[Ki @idratherdiethnx]

@crybabyperi Hi bestie. As someone who does this. This is not normal 🫶🏼🫶🏼

[Ki @idratherdiethnx]

@crybabyperi should do you and bo fs

[Ki @idratherdiethnx]

I’m not having sex with you right now!

Roshambo?

[Ki @idratherdiethnx]

“Did I tell you I was part goat?”
“I actually identify as a broken record player”
“I still work, I can process it I just stutter”

[Ki @idratherdiethnx]

But I found out that being loved and being small feels synonymous so I don’t know

[Ki @idratherdiethnx]

Me to me cat: “you would be okay right?”
My cat: *refusing to move from her spot curled up on my chest for almost three hours now

[Ki @idratherdiethnx]

Roommate: Fuck those boxes. Don’t fuck boxes
Me: What if they want to be fucked
R:They don’t get to because they’re lame
M:If everything lame didn’t get fucked there’d be a lot more virgins
R:Raises hand
M:Was referring to others
R:No I have question
M:Oh go ahead
R:Is one me?

[Ki @idratherdiethnx]

Who needs iced coffee when you can put a straw in an energy drink can and call it a day

[Ki @idratherdiethnx]

Do you ever just sit there and like cry cause you decided to think about how probably nobody in your life feels the same way about you as you do about them. Cause like me too.

[Ki @idratherdiethnx]

Questions I ask myself frequently:

Why won’t the groceries put themselves away?

Why won’t the food make itself?

Am I just going to forget I bought groceries in two days?

How do people do this every week?

[Ki @idratherdiethnx]

“The oyster is your world”
“…I don’t think that’s right”