Michelle

...you know all my favorite singers have stolen all of my best lines.

[Michelle @idreamofskiba]

@liamgallagher I am

[Salomé Sibonex @SalomeSibonex]

What this country really needs is a nation-wide pizza party.

[City of Northglenn @NorthglennCo]

Save the date! 🌱 The North Metro Native Plant Giveaway is May 17 from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. at Stonehocker Farmhouse, 10950 Fox Run Pkwy, Northglenn. Get free native plants or bring extras to share—chemical-free only! 🌼🐝 #Northglenn #NativePlants

[Michelle @idreamofskiba]

@MattWelch I want to say “Maps” but maybe not quite. Probably most songs by Alkaline Trio.

[Michelle @idreamofskiba]

@frankportman This made me smile.

[Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro]

I am legitimately so pissed the government killed that man’s pet squirrel

[Michelle @idreamofskiba]

@LessThanChris @frankportman Yes! Been hoping this would happen.

[Michelle @idreamofskiba]

There we were, now here we are

[Michelle @idreamofskiba]

@nickgillespie @frankportman I like both

[Michelle @idreamofskiba]

One of my all-time favorite album covers

[Old School 80s @OldSchool80s]

Aug 18, 1987: @DebbieGibson released her debut album, Out of the Blue. #80s

[Michelle @idreamofskiba]

@libsoftiktok @HomeDepot Gross. Don’t do this to regular working people who have no influence on anyone and are more than likely parroting what they saw someone else post on the internet.

[Michelle @idreamofskiba]

@jessesingal Embarrassing (this tweet, not the deleted one)

[Michelle @idreamofskiba]

@mtaibbi And another

[Michelle @idreamofskiba]

@scttfrnks The plate 💚 I grew up with these and still use them.

[Michelle @idreamofskiba]

@scttfrnks Is it the one with jiffy, cream cheese, sour cream, and creamed corn?

[Michelle @idreamofskiba]

Thinking of him today

[Michelle @idreamofskiba]

@blablafishcakes The Cashier of Monte Vista