Idris

software developer | over 20k repositories and production bugs fixed | employed | open for gigs and project 2x hackathon 🏆

[Idris @idrisworking03]

One day.
I will tell my story and lots of people will be inspired.

[Idris @idrisworking03]

Abeg what of crocodile?

Is it safe to eat crocodile?

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

Don’t eat this type of fish!

[Idris @idrisworking03]

Jesusss!! Jesusss!!! Poporiii 😂

[Yobarnub 🦍 @realyobarnub]

Man shares how he caught his girlfriend cheating after linking her WhatsApp to his phone and discovering chats with a contact she saved as “Daddy” 👀😂

[Idris @idrisworking03]

Get money first. You go know say ladies get pick up lines 😭😂

[Nurudeen Akewushola @NurudeenAkewus1]

@mcmiti_ This part. 🤣🤣🤣

[Idris @idrisworking03]

Ohh this particular thing.

If you live in a new site or a place that has many sand it’s likely that’s the cause.

Let me shock you, assuming you’ve not removed it nhi and you put palm oil on that particular surface that stuffs is gonna consume the oil. As in it’s gonna lick it

[Temitayo Felix Ilori @TeeMento]

I got the shock of my life last night. My son complained to me that his sister had been scratching her leg, that maybe something bit her. Because I was vibing on X, I just told him to tell her mum to apply something to it, that it would go.

Only for me to hear my wife shouting, “Babe, come and see, something is coming out from her leg.” I thought it was pus, so I said nonchalantly that since they had applied something, it was the pus coming out from the swelling and she should leave it so it would come out completely. She insisted I should come and see it, that she wasn't sure it was pus.

I went to the room only to see something like a vein or something coming out. I was scared, so I touched it and tried to pull it, but it was very strong. I laid my girl down and tried to apply a little pressure for it to come out, but it remained stuck. At that moment I almost threw away my masculine energy, but mo fi okan okunrin gbe.

I pressed it one more time and the thing just came out like a worm 🐛. “What is this?” we both shouted! The surface was open as you can see from the picture, so we applied ointment and my girl felt relieved. This morning the open wound have closed up and I've told my wife to take her to the pharmacy with the worm-like thing so they could explain to her. Please I will like to know what’s that cause of that, doctors or pharmacist in the house.

[Giftyyy🦋💙 @Giftyyy_divine]

Men don’t believe there are ladies out there who don’t give a shit bout your money😂😂. Who don like you don like you. Who no send you no send you.

[Idris @idrisworking03]

@Giftyyy_divine Ahh 😭 una still exist?

So if you like a guy now, you wouldn’t give shit about his money?

[Idris @idrisworking03]

@Iconnoscope @not_obvious_ @formudable Trust me bro, there’s nothing you can do about it if it’s genetic. If you decided to use anything Youre just postponing your baldness and eventually it will catch up with you

[Idris @idrisworking03]

All of this in a single match 😭 y’all should check the minute interval it’s unreal 😭🔥

[۟ @bwondonn]

I need to sit down and reupload all of my retro match comps

[Idris @idrisworking03]

@not_obvious_ @formudable The moment you stop using it, your baldness go be x10 😂 e go Dey very rapid ehhn

[Idris @idrisworking03]

Idk, but tagging chowdeck makes you feel entitled to a service that the rider is not obliged to do.

Make the tweet plainly about Nigerians being wicked and heartless but tagging chowdeck???? lol

[Queen Ashanti✨ @adunniii__]

Nigerians are wicked.
@chowdeck I ordered food, your rider brought the food to the hospital he calls me I begged him that I’m on admission and I’m currently on drip that babe should please bring it inside this hospital. This man told me to pay him 1500….

[Idris @idrisworking03]

The patience left in your brother is the percentage your phone is, Gracious

[Gracious Amara @AgbawoGracious]

I’m honestly tired of my brother and these weird posts he’s been making lately. 😭 Please, what am I supposed to do with this boy? 😳

[Idris @idrisworking03]

@Giftyyy_divine Let me seeee… in my dm

[Idris @idrisworking03]

It’s high time we GAVE a woman chance to LEAD us!!!!

[Avy @avyloveyou]

it is high time we give a WOMAN the chance to led us!!!

[Idris @idrisworking03]

It’s Saturday morning alreadyyyyy

[Collins @Stephen2900]

@isntayo @idrisworking03 @80nairaForLunch You go die before Saturday morning. Foolish clown 🤡🤡🤡

[Idris @idrisworking03]

Learn to accept people for who they are, not who you expect them to be

[Idris @idrisworking03]

@234jonn @boniface_jrn You chose the wrong person bro 😭 boniface would most likely savage you when he sees it

[Idris @idrisworking03]

I prefer cold, my duvet can give me enough warmth.

But heat??? Nahhhh

[Amanda Taróloga @amandatarologaa]

TODOS ESTAMOS DE ACORDO QUE PASSAR FRIO É MIL VEZES MELHOR QUE PASSAR CALOR?????

[Idris @idrisworking03]

@Boylike_comrade Your eba Dey freezer

[Idris @idrisworking03]

Stop lying bro, India movies aren’t that dumb as y’all portray it.

[🇵🇹🐐 @Woury_RMFC]

J’ai regardé un film indien pendant 3h.
L’histoire commence avec deux jeunes hommes qui trouvent un bébé dans une poubelle.
Ils l’ont recueillie et élevée, et lorsqu’elle a grandi, ils ont découvert c’était leur mère :