@heatherdws I went in to the vets with my dog and said to the blonde woman behind the counter, "Have you got a cure for fleas?"
"That depends," she replied, "what's wrong with them?"
My mum always told me, "Never do something that you'll regret later in life."
I always thought that it was great advice. So I got it tattooed on my forehead.
Apparently St George was made a saint for having the courage to stand up to a big scary dragon...
Fair play to the fella I tried that once and had to spend the next 6 months in the spare room
My dad was always a "If you got up there on your own, you can get down on your own" kind of man.
a fantastic father.
But a terrible air traffic controller.