I am Duncan Smith

I am Duncan Smith, i believe our supporters are Conservatives Uniting National Thinking or CUNT's for short. Im a CUNT, are you?.

[I am Duncan Smith @IDS_not]

Just eaten out at a new restaurant in town called “Herpes”

I asked the owner “who picked the name”

He said “I did, I was after something catchy”

[I am Duncan Smith @IDS_not]

Yesterday i bought myself some coconut shampoo......

not sure why, i don't even have any fucking coconuts!

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Here it is: my 2026 manifesto for the #Makerfield By-Election. Makerfield Great Again! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount

[Neil Vaughan,,@neilv1st.bsky.social @neilvaughan1st]

@IDS_not Just been to Boots and asked the assistant if they sold Benylin.
She said, “For cough?”
I said, “Steady on love, I only asked!”

[I am Duncan Smith @IDS_not]

I had to look twice too !!!!

[I am Duncan Smith @IDS_not]

I once asked singer Elkie Brooks if I could guess the name of her dog…..

She said "Okay, but you're a fool if you think its Rover"

[I am Duncan Smith @IDS_not]

Ahhhh……I miss those days.

[80s Kidz @80s_Kidz]

Steady on Jim!😬
#Bullseye

[I am Duncan Smith @IDS_not]

@neilvaughan1st Another relaunch ???

[I am Duncan Smith @IDS_not]

Starmer supporters right now !!

[I am Duncan Smith @IDS_not]

Starmer currently meeting with his advisory team….

[I am Duncan Smith @IDS_not]

@heatherdws I went in to the vets with my dog and said to the blonde woman behind the counter, "Have you got a cure for fleas?"
"That depends," she replied, "what's wrong with them?"

[I am Duncan Smith @IDS_not]

i hate spelling mistakes, you mix up two letters and your whole sentence is urined.

[I am Duncan Smith @IDS_not]

I thought I recognised him !!!!

[I am Duncan Smith @IDS_not]

My mum always told me, "Never do something that you'll regret later in life."

I always thought that it was great advice. So I got it tattooed on my forehead.

[I am Duncan Smith @IDS_not]

Apparently St George was made a saint for having the courage to stand up to a big scary dragon...
Fair play to the fella I tried that once and had to spend the next 6 months in the spare room

[I am Duncan Smith @IDS_not]

Today is Saint George's Day.

The patron Saint of menswear at Asda

[I am Duncan Smith @IDS_not]

My dad was always a "If you got up there on your own, you can get down on your own" kind of man.

a fantastic father.

But a terrible air traffic controller.

[I am Duncan Smith @IDS_not]

I have decided that I will probably never get down to my original weight…..

and I am ok with that,

I mean after all 7lbs 5 oz is just not realistic!!