Fortune Ehis

Software Engineer |

[Fortune Ehis @ieatbits]

Last year, I published an NPM package (proenv) which is a parser like dotenv with extra features like:
✅Declaring Private key-value pairs

✅Declaring values as objects

✅Object spreading with the `...` syntax

NPM: https://t.co/gJ5XvRoImR
GITHUB: https://t.co/bjtpph8IiT

[Ben X @Benn_X1]

I just searched LinkedIn for open software engineering jobs in Nigeria and things are significantly worse than it was in I was looking for a job in Nigeria.
If you ignore job postings from canonical and any other EMEA company(these ones will waste your time), you’re basically left with nothing.
Where are the jobs??

[Fortune Ehis @ieatbits]

@obiabo_immanuel If you're the one sending voice notes, tell them that you don't send voice notes.
Works for me 🤷‍♂️

[Fortune Ehis @ieatbits]

Platonic and sex in the same sentence? 😭

[ree ♱⋆˚࿔ @tomato_jos__]

We should normalize platonic sex

[Fortune Ehis @ieatbits]

@obiabo_immanuel Oh! Wrong Nasir 😅

[Fortune Ehis @ieatbits]

@Derondsgnr 💯💯💯

[Local Man 🎯 @KiddBubu]

You write sql queries

[X @Xouy17]

The older I get, I cannot listen to people complain all day, everyday..

[ndụka. @NdukaEbubeDike]

I love nerds so much. I love someone who is passionate about something. Anything!

[Fortune Ehis @ieatbits]

@obiabo_immanuel Is that you, Dean Winchester? 😹

[Fortune Ehis @ieatbits]

@obiabo_immanuel Good times 😅

[Ossy Vincent @ossynoya]

Any interview that’s more than 2-3 rounds I’m not there.

Zero power for all that

[eyitemi @eeyitemi]

Entering my LinkedIn Influencer era today. Make no body say anything o

[Fortune Ehis @ieatbits]

Thanks, I needed this 🙏

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

You occupy space and have mass.

You matter.

[Fortune Ehis @ieatbits]

Phosphor Icons

[Ifeanyi👾🎯 @IfyADL]

I’m tired of Lucide-react icons
Where do you guys get your icons from?

[Dmitrii Kovanikov @ChShersh]

I’m overqualified for what I do but underqualified for what I want to do

[Fortune Ehis @ieatbits]

Very foolish take 🤦‍♂️

[Bambulu @Bqmbulu]

You want a solid proof a man got no game? He's way finer than his woman

[Fortune Ehis @ieatbits]

@obiabo_immanuel @nully0x npm init?

[Kelvin O johnson @_OKJ__]

No one ever proved the non-existence of Zeus. People simply got tired of worshiping him after 3000 years. Time kills all gods.

[azeez @iam_azeezadio]

I shall continue to execute ruthlessly.