lover

i love u mwah

[lover @ieatinbed]

save me rotisserie chicken

[Evil Gremlin @HorrorAddictX]

It’s Texas Chainsaw Massacre day

[lover @ieatinbed]

need

[lover @ieatinbed]

i wonder what it would be like to hike in roller blades

[lover @ieatinbed]

playing scrabble with my family

[lover @ieatinbed]

why does he look like that? babe you cant say those things. my cousin is a crypid

[lover @ieatinbed]

kitten fetch me a beer from the fridge

[lover @ieatinbed]

she my welfare wifey

[lover @ieatinbed]

so many hot girls following me lately

[lover @ieatinbed]

i wanted to push the elevator button. fuck you

[lover @ieatinbed]

im stuck in a well

[lover @ieatinbed]

rest in peace Vivienne Westwood. you made some cool shit

[lover @ieatinbed]

mmm delicious snack!

[lover @ieatinbed]

God is a woman and her name is Hello Kitty

[lover @ieatinbed]

all i want for Christmas is pussy

[lover @ieatinbed]

a biblical figure spoke to me in my dream last night and he told me to kill myself to save humanity. what do you guys think?

[lover @ieatinbed]

should be illegal to work

[lover @ieatinbed]

hater of LED headlights