Clarissa

Amazing polyamorous queer kinkster super hero. I've also had your mom.

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Her jaw aches from wanting and she's sick from chlorine
But she'll never be as clean
As the cool side of satin, Pauline

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I DUB THEE: STUDENT TWITTER ACCOUNT!

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Trying really hard not to feel completely apathetic about my biochemistry final.

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@jephjacques I don't know if I can handle much more of Dora/Martin angst during finals week #questionablecontent #procrastination

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If you passive aggressively post on an account where no one follows you, does it still count?

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I really need to stop ignoring my basic bodily needs. Eventually I'll be in a hurry to save someone and end up pissing myself.

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Buhbuhbuhbuhballs I'm tired.

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@Nrlyheadlessnyk It's not like I was a slacker. I did dishes, put the couch together and did homework.

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Speaking of which, her bday is Friday. I should buy her flowers.

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I always feel guilty when obesity comes up in a conversation and I'm reminded of my mother.

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Oh, right. The first day of class is always boring. I got most of my reading done though! Now, to stau up for 8 hours.

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Twenty minutes and counting until first class. Nervosa!

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I'm in love with my own sins... #lyrics