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I’m panicking. Please don’t curse me @GuyNamedSleve

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I’m officially a bartender! ( a girl threw her drink at me for cutting her off)

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Oh you’re not doing good? Have you tried watching 4 studio ghibli movies back to back

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I just felt the ‘community & overwhelming love’ feeling and oh boy am I grateful

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I GOT JOB. I NO MORE NO WORK. JOBBBBB

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Been to 10 diff places looking for a job. Surely one of them would like to hire me 😵‍💫

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Chicken noodle soup 🧚🏼

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A movie, a tv show, a book, another book. Bus, plane, another bus
AHHHH CINEMA

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It’s been me and a cigarette for a while now. When am I gonna be good?

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Quit my job, and I’m experiencing joy??

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I found out jalapeños are a fruit, & you think your words can hurt me?

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Nobody knows me like a needle & thread the night before Halloween

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Ahhhh yes, the art of learning when to shut the fuck up

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Oh my god I almost died from a champagne cork

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I so badly wish people knew the difference between auto tune & reverb

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Mars is in libra ⚖️

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I’m an oval lately

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“I love being a bartender” - said through tears & despair #tipurbartender