@ifearsaturn.bsky.social

✵ he/him ✵ 31 ✵ sin-eater ✵

obsessed with the very nature of chaos itself

[@ifearsaturn.bsky.social @ifearsaturn]

2020 -> 2026

twink death approaches, but I keep it far at bay

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they are. that was literally bloodraven’s job

[BIG JAEL @sullibible]

schizophrenic ppl in Westeros prolly be like THE GOVERNMENT IS RECORDING US THRU THE RAVENS

[sahara 📡 ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 🪐 @sahararelic]

It’s lazy foreshadowing that the Earth has a twin sister planet cooked by greenhouse gases and acid rain

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you met me at a very “ray polshansky screaming at honking cars” time in my life

[intercogg. @danghentschel]

How to hold a squirrel accountable

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bible fun fact: the “demon” beelzebub’s name means lord of the flies. the philistines who worshipped that “deity” referred to him as beelzebul, meaning lord of the high place. the israelites literally trolled the philistines and their god into cultural obscurity with a misnomer

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

The official trailer for ‘LORD OF THE FLIES’ has been released.

Created and written by Jack Thorne, the co-creator of ‘Adolescence.’

Premiering on Netflix US May 4.

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RE: ethel cain discourse

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yeahhhh, in light of recent events, I fear I must give the misanthropic loner shtick a rest. idk where I would be right now without people. i’m so thankful and grateful for people.

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texting the difficult landlord for some difficulties

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just said “no war but class war” in front of the new coworker so she knows i’m cool, fun, and easy to get along with

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

Irish Zionism

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the spirit that grants my wishes in a monkey’s paw-like fashion has been extra dickish as of late. anyone have any advice on how to remove oneself from a faustian pact?

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look at how immaculate we had our building’s parking spaces

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this snow is so much more forgiving on the back than the last round

[Ghostface Unalivah @Comrade_Waluigi]

martin struck some sort of bargain where the next book series he would write would become incomprehensibly famous at the price of him dying upon its completion, but the demon forgot to close all the loopholes so he's immortal as long as he never finishes ASOIAF

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I love it when I hold my lantern of truth up to a lie to behold the shadow it casteth is long and full of secrets

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cinematic parallels

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it’s so cold out, I saw Mamdani cuddled up inside the belly of a Wall Street stockbroker like luke inside the tauntaun on hoth.

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

a phallic form transforms into a yonic one… much to consider