Diji Sensei

MR SQUAREPANTS! Chef👨🏾‍🍳, culinary artist. Nigerian SpongeBob . Founder, Diji’s Dive. best burgers in Lagos.

[Tijo Tergo @temiakanmode]

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[Diji Sensei @ifediji]

Nigerians and greed are 5&6. The way avocados just became expensive all of a sudden from 500/700 to 1k/1500 is ridiculous. Most of the people selling these things don’t even buy them. They mostly just have the trees in their compound, so why is it so expensive now??

[Miss Glo💫 @GlorySereti]

When you marry your type😂

[Diji Sensei @ifediji]

Never been so ready in my life.

[Diji Sensei @ifediji]

Omo many many things just Dey sup recently, I don tire fr.

[Diji Sensei @ifediji]

I no fit lie you Wetin my eyes don see Opor gan!🎶

[Diji Sensei @ifediji]

Had to walk from Bode Thomas to Costain bus stop yesterday night. Do I still need to do the 5k run my guy challenged me to this friday?😭

[Diji Sensei @ifediji]

It’s good to have money sha.

[Adadioranma @Inyegirl]

Ironic because romantic Nigerian men no reach 5 and 3 of them are dead.

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

ignore that it's four minutes long and know that it's going to feel like a healing to your neurodivergent soul to hear every single thing he lists NOW LOCK IN

[Diji Sensei @ifediji]

@MTNNG I barely even used my phone yesterday wtf??!! I have been unable to use my network for days now!! You people are thieves!

[Diji Sensei @ifediji]

I knew it!!!!!! I just knew it!! These people are driving me crazy!!

[B33JAY🪽 @beejay0x]

I just confirmed that @MTNNG steals data from their users‼️‼️💔

I’ve been having suspicions that MTN have been stealing data because of the rate at which my data finishes so fast even if I don’t download anything

So yesterday by 3:52 PM I bought 11GB data for 3500 naira

I put my phone on power saving mode so no app in the background will be able to use data

I didn’t download or upload any videos and I’ve been using my phone lightly.

I felt like all this wasn’t enough so i decided to download an app that tracks my data usage

This afternoon MTN sent me a message that I have just 4GB of data left

Checked the app and saw I used only 3GB from the 11GB I bought yesterday

Now my question to MTN is this

If I used 3GB from 11GB that means I should have 8GB left

Why do I have just 4GB left?
Where did my remaining 4GB go???

All evidence attached in the screenshots below👇👇👇

We need to call out MTN for these recent thefts as I’m sure I’m not the only one facing this problem

[Diji Sensei @ifediji]

@MTNNG in fact, you a hoe. Fuck you and your scamming ass stealing ass network. I’m tired, I have so much data I can’t use for some reason because your network is always useless. Now I’m sending these tweets using my babe’s hotspot btw. Ew!

[Diji Sensei @ifediji]

@MTNNG fix your shit or leave!!!! Nobody wants you anymore! You suck!!!!!!!!!!
Like really really really suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Diji Sensei @ifediji]

@MTNNG you disgust me.

[Diji Sensei @ifediji]

@MTNNG sucks dirty ass for a living.

[Diji Sensei @ifediji]

@MTNNG sucks ass for a living.

[Diji Sensei @ifediji]

God please, I didn’t chase this dream of being a chef so I can be whipping survival meals out of nothing. I didn’t chase this dream of being a chef so I can be doing ordinary regular things like everybody. Please increase my capacity.😣 Let there be a difference today. ✨

[Uglysmoke @uglysmoke014]

This is a bad idea, you need to speak up “to the necessary people” don’t die in silence!

[Diji Sensei @ifediji]

@uglysmoke014 lol it actually works! This is so cool🤣🫶🏽