Goodness Ifejesu Olajide

Isaiah 60:22; Deut. 15:6;

[Goodness Ifejesu Olajide @ifejesugoodness]

@joacquimbs @kenkenlewu You did well oo, and your intentions were good. But at 32, it would’ve been better to ask him first rather than decide for him. That said, it doesn’t excuse his recklessness abroad. And for you to have made that decision on his behalf at 32, then he must’ve been reckless here too

[Goodness Ifejesu Olajide @ifejesugoodness]

@tosinolaseinde @tosinolaseinde I present to you, Tony Alaga

[INEC Nigeria @inecnigeria]

PUBLIC NOTICE

NOTIFICATION OF THE ACTIVATION OF ONLINE ENGAGEMENT OF ADHOC STAFF VIA THE INEC PORTAL FOR THE ENGAGEMENT OF ELECTION STAFF (INECPRES) FOR 2027 GENERAL ELECTION

This is to notify the general public that the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) will activate the INECPRES for interested Applicants who wish to serve as ad-hoc staff during the 2027 General Election as scheduled below:

i. The activation of INECPRES on Friday, 18 September 2026 by 8:00am and closes on Wednesday, 18th Nov,2026 by 12 midnight.

ii. The Online application will be available on the INEC website via the link https://t.co/pfVvI2IKPj (for both mobile App. and the Web Application).

iii. The web version (using a laptop and desktop) shall be accessible via the portal URL:https://t.co/XabNAFUGCC

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[Dr Farouk @Dr_Pharouk]

What is wrong with Nigerians? 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

[Afolabi Sokeye 🧱 @SokeyeA]

How my LinkedIn will be after investing in the Dangote IPO

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

Debunking the Phantom Debts and Ecological Loan Fallacy

My attention has been drawn to trending claims by the Anambra State Government that my administration left behind inherited debts, including a ₦2 billion ecological loan, contractor liabilities, and unpaid salaries, gratuities, and pensions. This is completely false.

We systematically liquidated historical gratuities and arrears dating back several years, amounting to over ₦35 billion. At the point of handover, the state owed nothing in salaries, gratuities, or pensions, nor did we owe anything to any contractor for projects duly executed and certified.

The ₦2 billion ecological fund in question was released barely three months before the end of my tenure for the Oko/Umuchiana erosion crisis. Despite pressure to spend the money, I refused, insisting that it should be left for my successor because government is a continuum and the funds were tied to a specific project.

The money was therefore left 100 per cent intact in First Bank, in Account No. 2018779464, with a balance of over ₦2.13 billion.

It is important to stress that funds tied to specific projects or set aside for particular purposes were not even included in the over ₦75 billion in savings we left behind.

If anybody can establish anything to the contrary, I will stop campaigning. -PO

[Splendor of SQL 🇬🇧🇩🇪💖 @iam_Uchenna]

Omooo see who Nigerians open mouth call lesser evil. Aje una go suffer.

[Dean W. Perkins @deanwperkins]

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The people learning what Claude can actually do are shipping what everyone else outsources to a team.

[Goodness Ifejesu Olajide @ifejesugoodness]

@jayhemz No be small problem David enter with Saul that time for bible ooo 😂😂

[Goodness Ifejesu Olajide @ifejesugoodness]

@Mimiiben1 5 na, all these Olodo Uprising folks

[Goodness Ifejesu Olajide @ifejesugoodness]

@_BarnyO 🤣🤣

[Lazy IT Guy @lazy_IT_guy]

The engineering team just hired a new lead developer who came from a major Silicon Valley firm.

He scheduled a 1-on-1 meeting with me to review our core database architecture.

He opened his laptop and pointed out that all of our enterprise user data was routing to a single, monolithic Excel file on a local drive.

He said it was the most horrific thing he had ever seen in his 15-year professional career.

He asked me why a Fortune 500 company was running its entire infrastructure off a spreadsheet from 2014.

I didn't even blink.

I told him we don't use standard relational databases because they're inherently vulnerable to SQL injection.

I explained that our architecture is a proprietary flat-file hyper-matrix.

I said it completely bypasses traditional query language, making it virtually invisible to foreign state hackers.

He stared at me for a long time and said the file was constantly crashing because it had 4 million rows.

I told him the crashes were actually automated micro-reboots designed to clear the cache and maintain system latency.

I used the phrase "kinetic data obfuscation."

He started sweating and asked how we handle concurrent write requests from 50 different sales reps.

I told him we enforce a strict single-thread chronological bottleneck to ensure absolute data purity.

That just means whoever clicks save last overwrites everything everyone else did.

He looked like he was going to have a panic attack right there in the conference room.

He asked if we had any plans to migrate the data to AWS or Azure.

I told him the cloud is just a computer owned by someone else, and I don't surrender corporate sovereignty to third parties.

He resigned the next morning citing irreconcilable technical differences.

I had HR classify his departure as a failure to adapt to our culture.

[Goodness Ifejesu Olajide @ifejesugoodness]

@Ayilara_000 @jayhemz Yes, they do

[Goodness Ifejesu Olajide @ifejesugoodness]

@fiyinfoluwa_fo @jayhemz @Ayilara_000 They’re even the third largest employer of labor in Nigeria ooo, ahead of Dangote at that

[Goodness Ifejesu Olajide @ifejesugoodness]

@Ayilara_000 @jayhemz Lack of impact? You better go get your facts right before spitting nonsense? You people just say all bunch of baseless things with zero facts and evidence backing it up. Do you even know Winners Chapel is the third largest employer of labor in Nigeria, even before Dangote?

[Goodness Ifejesu Olajide @ifejesugoodness]

@SantiagoV56 @lizzkelly7 Anything for Elon’s money, huh? 🤣🤣

[Goodness Ifejesu Olajide @ifejesugoodness]

@khanofkhans11_ I understand how delicate this can be, but he could have just called the girlfriend to confirm that she truly asked the sister to wait there, I even thought it was a neighbor or random stranger first, so he can’t take care of his potential in-law, more like his younger sister oo

[Goodness Ifejesu Olajide @ifejesugoodness]

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[Goodness Ifejesu Olajide @ifejesugoodness]

@officialABAT Mr. President, securing the lives and property of Nigerians should be the top priority at this time. Equally important are lower food prices and more affordable, reliable electricity for citizens.

[Goodness Ifejesu Olajide @ifejesugoodness]

@deborah_fashida Congratulations Deborah 🎉